So took my friend and assistant out for drinks at the bbq place outside our office. 2 pitchers each in I start talking about the virtues of moonshine. My assistant assures me that it is nothing compared to baijiu. So he runs to the convince store across the street. Baijiu is not a taste I particularly like but I drink half the bottle while they split the rest. I continue to sing the praises of WV to the point that the table next to us buys us a beer tower. The night ends with me helping my friend into a taxi, my assistant sleeping at the office because "he is too drunk to take a taxi" and me riding my electric razor scooter home. Miss the state and all you beautiful bastards no matter how much we argue.
