Iowa State chainsaw masacre? No thanks.

[Cuyahoga Falls Eers]

I saw that the WVU-Iowa State replay was on my cable channel.

But I couldn't bring myself to watch it.

I was never a big fan of horror movies.

Every Iowa State defender looked like Leatherface to me.

I can't wait to see if the Baylor game will be a Resurrection or another horror show. I'll be there in Mountaineer Field, of course, because I'm not dead yet. Although I will be 86 on November 5. I'll be the old guy singing his heart out in Section 105 after, I hope, my alma mater wins the damn game.

I lived through the Geno Smith implosion from 5-0 and #5 and Heisman talk to 7-6. Even with a Pacemaker I don't think my heart can stand a repeat of that disastrous stretch collapse.

It's time to go Bear-hunting!
M agnificent Grier passes shredded Tennessee, 40-14
O verhelmed drenched Youngstown, 52-17
U nable to play North Carolina State because of Hurricane Florence
N asty defense against Kansas State, 35-6
T errific, then timid on offense against Texas Tech, 42-34
A ntsy time for fans, vs. Kansas!, 38-22
I ncomprehensible insanely indescribably inept offense against Iowa State, 14-30
N ail Baylor
E rectile dysfunction Texas
E lectrify TCU
R eam Oklahoma State
S laughter Oklahoma

 

[WVUALLEN]

 

[Cuyahoga Falls Eers]

So you really are Chandler? I'll be damned.
And so was my alma mater against Iowa State.
Damn Cyclone nearly tore my heart apart!


M agnificent Grier passes shredded Tennessee, 40-14

O verhelmed drenched Youngstown, 52-17

U nable to play North Carolina State because of Hurricane Florence

N asty defense against Kansas State, 35-6

T errific, then timid on offense against Texas Tech, 42-34

A ntsy time for fans, vs. Kansas!, 38-22

I ncomprehensible insanely indescribably inept offense against Iowa State, 14-30

N ail Baylor

E rectile dysfunction Texas

E lectrify TCU

R eam Oklahoma State

S laughter Oklahoma

 

[Rootmaster]

Good grief Talmadgeer/Cuyahoga...this post makes less sense than most of yours. Glad you let us know that Iowa State beat the Mountaineers though...we were all waiting to find out. lol

 

[The Bell Tolls for Thee]

I saw that the WVU-Iowa State replay was on my cable channel.

But I couldn't bring myself to watch it.

I was never a big fan of horror movies.

Every Iowa State defender looked like Leatherface to me.

I can't wait to see if the Baylor game will be a Resurrection or another horror show. I'll be there in Mountaineer Field, of course, because I'm not dead yet. Although I will be 86 on November 5. I'll be the old guy singing his heart out in Section 105 after, I hope, my alma mater wins the damn game.

I lived through the Geno Smith implosion from 5-0 and #5 and Heisman talk to 7-6. Even with a Pacemaker I don't think my heart can stand a repeat of that disastrous stretch collapse.

It's time to go Bear-hunting!
M agnificent Grier passes shredded Tennessee, 40-14
O verhelmed drenched Youngstown, 52-17
U nable to play North Carolina State because of Hurricane Florence
N asty defense against Kansas State, 35-6
T errific, then timid on offense against Texas Tech, 42-34
A ntsy time for fans, vs. Kansas!, 38-22
I ncomprehensible insanely indescribably inept offense against Iowa State, 14-30
N ail Baylor
E rectile dysfunction Texas
E lectrify TCU
R eam Oklahoma State
S laughter Oklahoma

Seriously? This is just too inane even for you. I need at least a break, if not complete disassociation, from reading red font that rarely makes sense.

 

[Cuyahoga Falls Eers]

Super WVU receiver David Sills agrees with me.

The Iowa State debacle was “on the offense.”

Sills added:

“The defense is playing great football right now. We didn’t help them. We want to complement each other. The offense wants to feed off the defense and the defense wants to feed off the offense. We didn’t give anything for the defense to feed off of, and they still played a great game. They were getting stops for us, and we didn’t capitalize at all. It hurts me saying that, but that’s what happened.”

Amen!

Now, let’s get resurrect our offense act, beginning with Baylor at 7 p.m. Thursday, October 25 in Mountaineer Field. I’ll be there in Section 105 because I’m not dead yet.

M agnificent Grier passes shredded Tennessee, 40-14

O verhelmed drenched Youngstown, 52-17

U nable to play North Carolina State because of Hurricane Florence

N asty defense against Kansas State, 35-6

T errific, then timid on offense against Texas Tech, 42-34

A ntsy time for fans, vs. Kansas!, 38-22

I ncomprehensible insanely indescribably inept offense against Iowa State, 14-30

N ail Baylor

E rectile dysfunction Texas

E lectrify TCU

R eam Oklahoma State

S laughter Oklahoma

 

[KeatonsCorner]

what would you expect an offensive player to say?

Gibby said the defense sucked. That's what you'd expect the DC to say

 

[Cuyahoga Falls Eers]

what would you expect an offensive player to say?

Gibby said the defense sucked. That's what you'd expect the DC to say

I love your favorite thing in life is to contradict everything I post, but ....

The defense didn't "suck." It was put in an impossible position, as Sills pointed out. It was forced to be on the field way too long, leading to exhaustion, because of the offense's ineptitude. The WVU offense played like a Pitt team. Only with thousands more people in the stands.

When I'm right, just ignore my post. Being a YeahButHead responder just makes you look like a screaming brat or someone who belongs in Ketchup Field with the other 17 people who show up for Pitt games.


M agnificent Grier passes shredded Tennessee, 40-14

O verhelmed drenched Youngstown, 52-17

U nable to play North Carolina State because of Hurricane Florence

N asty defense against Kansas State, 35-6

T errific, then timid on offense against Texas Tech, 42-34

A ntsy time for fans, vs. Kansas!, 38-22

I ncomprehensible insanely indescribably inept offense against Iowa State, 14-30

N ail Baylor

E rectile dysfunction Texas

E lectrify TCU

R eam Oklahoma State

S laughter Oklahoma

 

[KeatonsCorner]

The defense didn't "suck."


Take it up with Tony Gibson, who said they sucked...


For the record....... here's some actual facts:

WVU's defense gave up 30 points to an ISU team that averaged 23 a game.

WVU's defense gave up 498 yards of offense to an ISU team that averaged 332 a game.

That same ISU team that was held UNDER 200 total yards of offense by BOTH a bad Iowa team and a bad TCU team.