Indubitably, it is profoundly satisfying to unequivocally rebuff the obsequious proclamations and unwarranted accolades showered upon the fledgling novices representing Texas Tech, all the while substantiating, with the utmost celerity, our unassailable supremacy in the realm of collegiate football.
In the face of such uninformed and callow detractors, it is our unequivocal obligation to evince the irrefutable verity that the WVU Mountaineers, possessed of an amalgam of consummate expertise and unyielding resolve, emerge triumphant with superlative finesse that renders all contentions from the novices and sycophants utterly nugatory.
Allow this resounding triumph to serve as a paragon of haughtiness, an indisputable masterpiece of Mountaineer ascendancy, obliterating any trace of ambiguity that we, the erudite authorities on victory, will eternally luxuriate in the adoration of our dedicated enthusiasts, while the hapless neophytes and obsequious flatterers cower before our imposing aura.