Things you will hear at a Marshall home game

[old buzzard]

50. " When you're done with that cup can I have it? I forgot to bring me a spit toon"

 

[old buzzard]

51. "Anyone else but me notice how these seats make your cover-alls stick to your butt crack? "

 

[old buzzard]

52. " I can't figger out why they don't put on the big screen the replay of coaching legend Bobby Pruett saying IF YOU'RE SKEERED BRING YOUR DOG......, Man that sure made me proud to be a Herdiot."

 

[Walter Brennaneer]

53: I wish Marshall would have Big K day. 3 two-liter bottles for a buck twenty five is just too high. Then again, maybe our AD is looking at tooth decay problem in Huntington.

 

[Walter Brennaneer]

54: Do they sell ISIS her at Joan?....My Big K is lukewarm.

 

[Walter Brennaneer]

55: Hi my name is 30Kelly...Can one of you point me to nearest transgender restroom?

 

[Walter Brennaneer]

56: Hey fellow Herd fans pass the word.(Today at half-time we all are going to have a Shit-in at 50 yd line to protest new CUSA TV contract)

 

[shortgapwvu]

57. Remember when we could afford to have a football team play here?

 

[old buzzard]

58. " Oh man, I left my can of Copenhagen out in the truck, Can I have a dip of yours?"

 

[TIREPUNK]

59. "Tailgate at the Blue Lot? Ha, we got an Arby's lot rite cross the street"

 

[old buzzard]

60. " Is Middle Tennessee really a state? "

 

[old buzzard]

61. " Night games here at the Joan used to be fun, I wish we could afford to turn the lights on "

 

[old buzzard]

62. " Why does the Bowl Selection Committee even worry about strength of schedule?........we won 11 games dammit.........11 wins.......and they won't let us play for the National Championship"

 

[MOUNTIE IN MD]

63. Hey, do you think they'll let us play a game in Tehran or Damascus soon?

 

[old buzzard]

64. " O M G.......ESPN just showed the score to our game on their ticker tape ! "

 

[WVU82]

65.
"When are we getting new uniforms ? The WV taxpayers need to buy some new ones."

 

[old buzzard]

66. " Make time next Thursday to get down to the Greyhound Station and send of the Herd as they head out to North Texas"

 

[old buzzard]

67. " Remember the days when we weren't in CUSA?????? Our players didn't have to wear uniforms with holes in them back then."

 

[Cheat Lake EER]

68. Tweakers outside the stadium offering to give handies for meth money.

 

[old buzzard]

69. "Why is Ohio University still on our schedule????? We know we can't win that game." Heard from the next seat over - " I thought that was the Ohio State University that kept embarrassing us every year....you mean it's that little team a few miles outside of Parkersburg????????........O M G."

 

[shortgapwvu]

70. So, I just don't wear a left shoe, and it makes the goalposts look straight.

 

[old buzzard]

71. " I bought my tickets through Stub Hub.......$3 each or two for $5, I bet the Ears wish they had that going for them"

 

[Walter Brennaneer]

72. Home Herd games televised on BEIN also have park your camel free day.

 

[old buzzard]

73. " WVU gives my wife a Herd-on"

 

[old buzzard]

74. " Is that hot dogs I'm smelling or is it your underarms ?"

 

[old buzzard]

75. " The only reason Ohio U gets fired up enough to beat us every year is because we are like their Super Bowl"

 

[old buzzard]

76. " Sorry I'm late, I couldn't find a place to park my 4-Wheeler"

 

[old buzzard]

77. " We should try to be the BYU of the East"

 

[old buzzard]

78. " Man, I'm glad we can buy Mini Packages here at the Joan.........especially since our Welfare check hain't keepin up with inflation"

 

[old buzzard]

79. " I can't believe that when I buy a mini package I can't pick my own seat"

 

[old buzzard]

80. " I've got a herd on and it's lasted for more than 4 hours......."

 

[old buzzard]

81. " We could still play for championships if we'd get back to 1-AA"

 

[old buzzard]

82. " If we can handle Louieville and Pitt, and DD gets our basketball program up to Standard, the ACC is surely going to invite us in...."

 

[old buzzard]

83. " For every team we play we are their Super Bowl "

 

[LUVPOWERFB]

84. We should start playing Alabama. We respect them. After all, they play for championships, too.

 

[MOUNTIE IN MD]

85. Hey Tony, loved the Peach Salsa & Zima at your tailgate!

 

[old buzzard]

86. " I caint believe Morganhole got voted the best place to eat in WV.......whoever said that must haint never had the chili cheese fries at Stewarts Hot Dogs"

 

[old buzzard]

87. " Who cares how many non-qualifiers we take????? Just because a kid is dumb doesn't mean he should be deprived of playing football at the Joan"

 

[old buzzard]

88. " I hope we never land in a conference where we can't take non-qualifiers."

 

[old buzzard]

89. " I gotta get my Christmas shopping done early this year so I won't have to do it during our bowl game."