I once met Gold Card Bill, he ain't no Gold Card Bill, and he's sure not Paul The Prophet. God knows he's no Stormin' Norman. All card carrying football experts.
Anyone know what happened to Stormin' Norman? We once got on a chartered bus south of St. Augustine together to go to the Gator Bowl and the bus driver got lost. Circled Jacksonville for over two hours before he could find the Gator Bowl, then the drunks on board rioted when they saw the field, forcing their way off the bus and braving eight lanes of traffic. I haven't seen Norman since, but I have heard him on the radio a couple of times over the years. The way it rained that night I thought he might have been washed out to sea.
I am also not that guy from Boston College posting inane things from his private jet as he zips around the nation on business trips. He was fun to read though. I am also not VMF, though it would be fun to try and pull that off.