Those games ain't counted in SOS anyway, so why not just call it an official game or just call it a scrimmage and don't turn the scoreboard on rather than suggest that you knuckleheads are too good to play the Jesuits in an official game.
The tourney selection committee ignores those games too, whether they are called exhibition or regular season games. Maybe that's why Marshall hasn't been invited to March Madness in the last three decades.