In fervent anticipation of the forthcoming vociferations that may emanate from audacious noobs and sycophants who dare to part their lips once we emerge triumphant today; graciously extending recognition to those who, despite their noobish inclinations, persist resolutely within this realm, displaying an unwavering dedication.

No special dispensations shall be conferred upon those who partake in the consumption of cynicism, colloquially referred to as "Haterade," as well as the unrelenting noobs who perpetually infest this wretched place with nauseatingly sycophantic tendencies. The esteemed Assembly of Initiates has convened, meticulously deliberated upon your predicament, and prescribed not only VESIcare but also a pressing necessity for you to serendipitously encounter perspicacity—otherwise, a clue.

As we ascend towards the zenith, we seek individuals adorned with intellectual fortitude akin to titanium, and possessing phallic rigidity so robust that it could serve as anchors to counteract their impending lacerated palms—steadfastly resisting the overwhelming imbecility of the world and its insipid societal norms. A persona characterized by unwavering solidity, starkly juxtaposed against any semblance of flaccidity.

The imminent conquest over Texas Tech looms before us.

Prepare yourselves for the impending triumph, as noobs and sycophants adapt, steering our course towards a society emancipated from haters.

By the read of this USA Today article, Texas and OU aren’t paying nearly what we see led to believe to get out of the Big 12 a year earlier.

And why is Colorado receiving a $2.5M signing bonus? What the hell is going on?

https://www.usatoday.com/story/spor...big-12-sec-espn-role-realignment/70910157007/

My 4-legged alarm clock greeted me at 6:25 this morning (we complete foster/adoption paperwork tomorrow, so then she will really be ours).

Winning makes everyone feel better. So just win.

It is Duquesne. Should be a pretty straightforward line up and execute day. Home opener, weather gods should be smiling on the Morgantown faithful by kickoff. Just win.

No mental mistakes, execute on both sides of the ball, no turnovers, and get out of the game with no major injuries.

Just win. Let the O-line get lathered up, get the second and third string guys some PT, and just win.

And no ring-around-the-rosy in the red zone. Midfield? Sure. But not the red zone. Especially when we are losing. Shew.

Just win.

Good guys 45-17.

Get your bloody mary's and Miller Lite's flowing. Just win!

LGM!

Bluelotting from Charlottesville - visited our oldest yesterday at UVA.

Go away, Ophelia you bitch. Not looking forward to driving home in this storm. Hopefully won't be too windy or wet in Touchdown City!

Stay dry, my Mountaineer brethren!

WVU wins this one by pounding the rock. "New" QB's best friend? A big tight end running alone over the middle creating matchup issues for the secondary. Marchiol does enough through the air to keep the TT defense on its heels, allowing the running game to get going. No-name defense does enough. D-line creates havoc and the linebackers have a field day. Secondary (fingers crossed) holds on and forces mistakes.

WVU wins a slugging match.

35-31 good guys.

LGM.

GW 77-0 over South Charleston and Hurricane 69-0 over St Albans. Are teams really this bad? Can't believe the new transfer rule is the reason for this.

Good place for him.

And Was told good luck that we will need it. This old meemaw would have normally let them have a taste of my fandom but I was very good. They were from Texas Tech and I said welcome to Morgantown. Some were former Texas Tech players. I deserve a medal or someone to make me sammiches.

College football rankings: Houston joins Bottom 25 after Cougars stumble through Big 12 debut game​

By David Cobb

5h ago•8 min read

On a sign on college game day.

Not much chatter going on about it, but I for one feel much better about this game now than before Pitt. I look to see Nicco step up and our defense so the same.

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Released Nathan Peterman which presumably moves Tyson Bagent up to the QB2 position

Hunter Biden's defense lawyer Abbe Lowell is accused of an alleged computer hacking plot by the Qatari government...

Been rehabbing all week and practiced a little bit Wednesday and today but they will make a game time decision on Saturday.

Anyone know where the team is staying for TCU?

At Brewer's Tap Room enjoying a Crispy Boi Helles Lager from Original 40 Brewing. Whatcha got? 🍻