1. "Hey look over there........there are lots of empty seats between the 40's......let's move."....from the next seat over "No, I paid $100 for season tickets in THIS seat and I haint moving"
2. "Took me a while to get here, I had to go across the river to buy my soft drinks so I wouldn't have to pay the pop tax.".......from the next seat over....."I had no choice but to pay the pop tax on my way back from surgery at Ruby, it's a long drive and I needed me some Dr.Pepper"
3. "Who the hell is Morgan State? I thought it was that team from Morgantown"....from the next seat over..."Keep dreaming..."
4. "Those Al-Jezeera guys sure do have weird accents"........from the next seat over..."You'll get used to it, it's a long term deal"
5. "You should have seen the traffic on I-79 North headed toward Morganhole".....from the next seat over "Yeah, everyone I know is going there"
6. " I wonder if Ohio U is going to embarrass us again this year"........from the next seat over "I know what you mean, and them Zips have me worried too"
7. "We should have stayed in 1-AA"....from the next seat over ....."yeah, back then everyone in WV liked us"
8. "We are like the Notre Dame of the little guys".......from the next seat over....."Yeah, and we are like the Dallas Cowboys of the little guys too"
9. "Does this new Herd T-shirt make me look fatter?"......from the next seat two rows up..."Sit down fat ass.....I can't see the game"
10. " I tried to watch THE MOVIE again last night but I've watched it so many times that I burned a hole in the DVD"..........from the next seat over "You can borry one of mine, Big Lots had 'em on sale for 49 cents and I bought all they had"
11. " I' can't stay for the whole game, gotta work evening shift down at MickeyD's and the last bus goes by at 2".....from the next seat over "Hey, you should apply at Wal-Mart, they always schedule me around the Herd games"
12. " I can't believe the concession stands don't accept food stamps"
13. "Maybe when Jim Justice is governor he will restart the Coal Bowl, I never was registered to vote but now I've got a reason"
14. "I'm drunk......that Pabst Blue Ribbon really packs a punch"
15. "We need to beat some Mountaineers.......I wonder why we don't play Appalachian State any more"
2. "Took me a while to get here, I had to go across the river to buy my soft drinks so I wouldn't have to pay the pop tax.".......from the next seat over....."I had no choice but to pay the pop tax on my way back from surgery at Ruby, it's a long drive and I needed me some Dr.Pepper"
3. "Who the hell is Morgan State? I thought it was that team from Morgantown"....from the next seat over..."Keep dreaming..."
4. "Those Al-Jezeera guys sure do have weird accents"........from the next seat over..."You'll get used to it, it's a long term deal"
5. "You should have seen the traffic on I-79 North headed toward Morganhole".....from the next seat over "Yeah, everyone I know is going there"
6. " I wonder if Ohio U is going to embarrass us again this year"........from the next seat over "I know what you mean, and them Zips have me worried too"
7. "We should have stayed in 1-AA"....from the next seat over ....."yeah, back then everyone in WV liked us"
8. "We are like the Notre Dame of the little guys".......from the next seat over....."Yeah, and we are like the Dallas Cowboys of the little guys too"
9. "Does this new Herd T-shirt make me look fatter?"......from the next seat two rows up..."Sit down fat ass.....I can't see the game"
10. " I tried to watch THE MOVIE again last night but I've watched it so many times that I burned a hole in the DVD"..........from the next seat over "You can borry one of mine, Big Lots had 'em on sale for 49 cents and I bought all they had"
11. " I' can't stay for the whole game, gotta work evening shift down at MickeyD's and the last bus goes by at 2".....from the next seat over "Hey, you should apply at Wal-Mart, they always schedule me around the Herd games"
12. " I can't believe the concession stands don't accept food stamps"
13. "Maybe when Jim Justice is governor he will restart the Coal Bowl, I never was registered to vote but now I've got a reason"
14. "I'm drunk......that Pabst Blue Ribbon really packs a punch"
15. "We need to beat some Mountaineers.......I wonder why we don't play Appalachian State any more"
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