I can certainly understand your passionate cries for me to post here more often, but quite frankly, this board is pretty boring, and I've noticed it's even more lame without me here to guide you 'lesser brains' in the finer points of smacktology.
Example: Dole Boy is far and away the lamest poster I've ever seen grace any type of a message board. Why does he even attempt to show his wimpy self on a smack board? Tony and Humpty have now taken him to the point to where all he has left in the ole tank is calling them childish names, names I haven't heard since the early 70's. Why is that? I'm guessing it's all because of Tony introducing him to The Rockhead. The lame boy has simply gone overboard. What a pathetic waste of space this young tool has become. Did the Rock take his little woman from him? What gives with this lame human being?
Then there's Wii Wii, the biggest LIAR on the planet. We cannot seem to shake loose of him over on the HERD board. He's like a broken record. He tells tall tales, get's called out on them, proven over & over again what a shameless liar he is, and then he tucks tail and leaves. He even has the indecency to write a five paragraph post over on the HERD board, letting us all know he's never coming back. You've seen similar words typed out by our 'Board LIAR' on this very board. Why does he/she keep returning? He's a lying moron. Please keep him here, and whatever you do, don't believe a word he types out. HE IS A PROVEN LIAR.
Finally, bring back Hank Hill. Hank is a good man, and speaks the gospel of truth. Why would a decent man like Hank be banned from the program he loves. This reminds me a lot of what occurred with poor Bill Stewart. Hank won't die of a broken heart though. Hank is welcomed in the land of HERD.
Example: Dole Boy is far and away the lamest poster I've ever seen grace any type of a message board. Why does he even attempt to show his wimpy self on a smack board? Tony and Humpty have now taken him to the point to where all he has left in the ole tank is calling them childish names, names I haven't heard since the early 70's. Why is that? I'm guessing it's all because of Tony introducing him to The Rockhead. The lame boy has simply gone overboard. What a pathetic waste of space this young tool has become. Did the Rock take his little woman from him? What gives with this lame human being?
Then there's Wii Wii, the biggest LIAR on the planet. We cannot seem to shake loose of him over on the HERD board. He's like a broken record. He tells tall tales, get's called out on them, proven over & over again what a shameless liar he is, and then he tucks tail and leaves. He even has the indecency to write a five paragraph post over on the HERD board, letting us all know he's never coming back. You've seen similar words typed out by our 'Board LIAR' on this very board. Why does he/she keep returning? He's a lying moron. Please keep him here, and whatever you do, don't believe a word he types out. HE IS A PROVEN LIAR.
Finally, bring back Hank Hill. Hank is a good man, and speaks the gospel of truth. Why would a decent man like Hank be banned from the program he loves. This reminds me a lot of what occurred with poor Bill Stewart. Hank won't die of a broken heart though. Hank is welcomed in the land of HERD.