and noticed someone had written “Trump Sucks” in the snow.
He called acting Attorney General Whittaker into his office and demanded that he get to the bottom of the situation immediately. A few hours later Whittaker met with Trump to give him an update.
“Well Mr. President”, he said, “we ran dna tests on a sample of the snow and it was definitely Barack Obama’s urine.” “That’s just what I thought.” said Trump. “I don’t ever want that sonofabitch on the grounds again.”
“Mr. President, that’s not all.”, said Whittaker. “It was Melania’s handwriting.”
He called acting Attorney General Whittaker into his office and demanded that he get to the bottom of the situation immediately. A few hours later Whittaker met with Trump to give him an update.
“Well Mr. President”, he said, “we ran dna tests on a sample of the snow and it was definitely Barack Obama’s urine.” “That’s just what I thought.” said Trump. “I don’t ever want that sonofabitch on the grounds again.”
“Mr. President, that’s not all.”, said Whittaker. “It was Melania’s handwriting.”