I have to admit, you eer-idiots NEVER FAIL to let me down.
FACTS:
1. You hired a drunken sailor for a coach, and he milked you for millions of dollars over a 7-8 year period. What did that get you, other than huge cocaine parties at the Dude Ranch, aka, a pre-fabricated house over by the lake.
2. Coach 'Brilliant Mind' leaves you for a mid major job. Allow that to sink in for a moment. That would be like Coach Nehlen leaving the hills to return to Bowling Green. Never in the history of the sport has any 'big boy school' coach left to go to a lesser program (ON HIS OWN WILL).
EAR-IDIOTS:
1. He was going to get fired, so he left.
2. He couldn't recruit here, so that's why he had to leave.
3. He couldn't develop a quarterback, so he had to go.
4. We saved a bunch of money by going to Geico.
THE TRUTH:
1. HOUSTON = MARSHALL (G-5 Football)
2. The Brilliant Mind left the conference outlier (a time zone or two away) to go compete with the likes of Temple, Tulsa, Tulane, & ECU, because he felt HOUSTON > WVU.
Now that he sucked you dry, you ear-idiots are now of the opinion it will take you 2-3 years to rebuild once again.
LASTLY:
We all told you so.
Word to Holgorsen: Watch your back. These ear folk will never, ever forgive you, particularly next Fall, when Jimmy Madison comes to Ear Stadium and reams that Ear Ass.
FACTS:
1. You hired a drunken sailor for a coach, and he milked you for millions of dollars over a 7-8 year period. What did that get you, other than huge cocaine parties at the Dude Ranch, aka, a pre-fabricated house over by the lake.
2. Coach 'Brilliant Mind' leaves you for a mid major job. Allow that to sink in for a moment. That would be like Coach Nehlen leaving the hills to return to Bowling Green. Never in the history of the sport has any 'big boy school' coach left to go to a lesser program (ON HIS OWN WILL).
EAR-IDIOTS:
1. He was going to get fired, so he left.
2. He couldn't recruit here, so that's why he had to leave.
3. He couldn't develop a quarterback, so he had to go.
4. We saved a bunch of money by going to Geico.
THE TRUTH:
1. HOUSTON = MARSHALL (G-5 Football)
2. The Brilliant Mind left the conference outlier (a time zone or two away) to go compete with the likes of Temple, Tulsa, Tulane, & ECU, because he felt HOUSTON > WVU.
Now that he sucked you dry, you ear-idiots are now of the opinion it will take you 2-3 years to rebuild once again.
LASTLY:
We all told you so.
Word to Holgorsen: Watch your back. These ear folk will never, ever forgive you, particularly next Fall, when Jimmy Madison comes to Ear Stadium and reams that Ear Ass.
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