I'm sitting in a barber chair in The Villages, Florida when the barber and a customer are quarreling at each other or the haircut the barber gave the customer.
I had had enough.
I said, "Look, cut out the crap and give me a haircut."
My haircut was finished in silence.
When I got out of the chair to pay, the customer said, "I want to pay for this man's haircut. Thank you."
My reply: "Mountaineers don't take crap."
And I paid for my own haircut, but I appreciated the gesture.
For those who don't know, The Villages has a population of 120,000 --- ALL senior citizens -- and is not incorporated and spreads across three Florida counties.
If you own a home, the golf is free, the swimming is free, the nightly entertainment and dancing in four town squares is free.
So is the entertainment of old coots snarling at each other. Two days earlier two drivers got into a shouting match in the Publix supermarket parking lot. I was just an observer that time. I pick by calming-downs carefully.
I had had enough.
I said, "Look, cut out the crap and give me a haircut."
My haircut was finished in silence.
When I got out of the chair to pay, the customer said, "I want to pay for this man's haircut. Thank you."
My reply: "Mountaineers don't take crap."
And I paid for my own haircut, but I appreciated the gesture.
For those who don't know, The Villages has a population of 120,000 --- ALL senior citizens -- and is not incorporated and spreads across three Florida counties.
If you own a home, the golf is free, the swimming is free, the nightly entertainment and dancing in four town squares is free.
So is the entertainment of old coots snarling at each other. Two days earlier two drivers got into a shouting match in the Publix supermarket parking lot. I was just an observer that time. I pick by calming-downs carefully.