I wouldn't start throwing facts at him. Here is his deal:
Ever heard of delusions of grandeur? Bingo. Every summer, he feels the need for validation from complete strangers, and loses his absolute mind trying to obtain it. It got so bad that he posted his whereabouts on here wanting people to drive to Michigan to fight him. Now, he is creating multiple accounts seeking the attention of is again by telling everyone how incredible his life is. I take some of the blame because I pointed out that he made a Saturday night post after he blasted others who did the same for not having a social life. After that, it was limos and champagne and giving grief to people about having a job.
I point out the hilarity in the fact that while some people are spending way too much time letting this board affect them, I was spending my day with beer, BBQ, and cornhole. Most people read that and go "Looks like shortgap invited his friends and family over for a cookout". He did. Everyone jumped in the pool, got some food, and we decided to get some boards out and have a cornhole tournament. It was a badass day. It was nothing worth rubbing in people's faces. It was just a good day. After everyone left, Mrs. Shortgap and I sat on our deck and polished off what beer was left.
Now, to this Mich (through all of his various aliases ) guy, all he sees is a chance to make a bunch of people on a college sports free board think he has it better. It is probably all lies. Even if his financial situation is THAT good, and all of his wealth stories are true, he still logs in all the time to seek the validation of a WVU message board when he lives in Michigan and cheers for Marshall.
I have kayaks, paddle boats, and a heated pool? A decent kayak or paddle boat costs like $500, and why the hell would I want a heated pool when it has been 95 degrees out?
I bet you are slaving away at work today? Yep. I have a job that fluctuates from easy to frustrating. It pays well and I am good at it. It is why I went to college and it is the main ingredient to being capable of retiring before I am 45... although I probably won't. I am truly blessed to be where I am.
Sand ten yards away and no boat? Yep makes sense.
Girls running around in bikinis yet having time to post on message boards under multiple handles on multiple boards all around the clock? Sounds like there isn't a pharmacy near your palace to stock up on little blue pills.
My point, Mr. 5-0? Not even his own Marshall folk believe him, so he has to make up other names to agree with himself. It is a weird scenario where the more successful he actually is, the more pathetic he actually is.
I am actually going to block him because his douchebaggery gets in the way of some actually pretty funny banter with Tony, Marine, etc. The dude has legit social inadequacies.
