Dementia Joe Biden made it official that he wants to “finish the job.”
Maybe he should learn how to finish a sentence first.
The announcement was pre-recorded, for obvious reasons. According to the latest NBC poll, 70% of Americans don’t want Brandon to run again – 70%! That includes a majority of Democrats. Only 26% in the poll want him back on the ballot at age 82.
“We know that there’s no there’s no such there’s there’s there’s so much more! To finish the job. We can do it!”
Dementia Joe is sporting his Seventies shades introduced US Rep. Jahana Hays, who is female. He called her Jonah.
“Jonah, and by the way Jonah Hayes. Jonah where are you? There you are Jonah, right in front of me. Stand up Jonah!”
Got her name – and gender — wrong five times, in 11 seconds.
Brandon will be campaigning on making billionaires pay their fair share. Or so he says.
“You have we have a thousand billionaires in America. You know the average tax rate they pay? Eight. E-I-G-H percent. Eight.”
Can we quote you on that, Mr. President?
“And on the face of it they’re good stories on its face let’s face it.”
He recently journeyed to Ireland, where he bragged about his international travels.
“I’ve been in and out of Iraq and Iran er er uh Iraq and Iran but Iraq not Iran I misspoke Iraq and Afghanistan 30 times.”
Like Bunny Berigan, apparently, Brandon has been around the world in a plane. He’s settled revolutions in Spain. Still, he can’t get started with 70% of the American people who just hope and pray he’ll go away.
More and more he corrects his shambolic babbling several seconds after he misreads the teleprompter or briefing books.
“Three hundred 70-billion-dollar investment which will reduce annual carbon emissions by one billion tons in 230.”
In what year, Mr. President? In the year 230? Is that A.D. or B.C.?
After an instant, he corrected “230” to “2030.” It’s almost as if he’s wearing an earpiece and some aide is listening to him bungle and then correcting him about what he should be saying. It happens again and again.
“You know their sweet excuse me their sweat is soaked with the foundations of communities across the nation.”
Sometimes Biden totally blows a statement, then repeats it, correctly, sort of.
“My mom used to have an expression. She said Joey, courage is the greatest virtue of all. Without courage, you cannot have love with the bandit.”
Huh? She said what, Mr. President? So he tries again.
“Without courage, you cannot love with abandon.”
Biden said he’s known – present tense – “as America’s most pro-labor senator.” One-second delay. “Well guess what and now as president well guess what.”
I’m guessing someone informed Dementia Joe in his earpiece that he’s not a senator anymore.
Sometimes Biden tries to wax poetic. This would have sounded good in the finish-the-job campaign spot yesterday.
“Across our country have framed the flame of liberty and fanned it and started the flicker in Athens a thousand years ago and now it burns brightly here.”
You know, like a dumpster fire.
Finish the job? Seriously, Mr. President, haven’t you already done enough?
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Maybe he should learn how to finish a sentence first.
The announcement was pre-recorded, for obvious reasons. According to the latest NBC poll, 70% of Americans don’t want Brandon to run again – 70%! That includes a majority of Democrats. Only 26% in the poll want him back on the ballot at age 82.
“We know that there’s no there’s no such there’s there’s there’s so much more! To finish the job. We can do it!”
Dementia Joe is sporting his Seventies shades introduced US Rep. Jahana Hays, who is female. He called her Jonah.
“Jonah, and by the way Jonah Hayes. Jonah where are you? There you are Jonah, right in front of me. Stand up Jonah!”
Got her name – and gender — wrong five times, in 11 seconds.
Brandon will be campaigning on making billionaires pay their fair share. Or so he says.
“You have we have a thousand billionaires in America. You know the average tax rate they pay? Eight. E-I-G-H percent. Eight.”
Can we quote you on that, Mr. President?
“And on the face of it they’re good stories on its face let’s face it.”
He recently journeyed to Ireland, where he bragged about his international travels.
“I’ve been in and out of Iraq and Iran er er uh Iraq and Iran but Iraq not Iran I misspoke Iraq and Afghanistan 30 times.”
Like Bunny Berigan, apparently, Brandon has been around the world in a plane. He’s settled revolutions in Spain. Still, he can’t get started with 70% of the American people who just hope and pray he’ll go away.
More and more he corrects his shambolic babbling several seconds after he misreads the teleprompter or briefing books.
“Three hundred 70-billion-dollar investment which will reduce annual carbon emissions by one billion tons in 230.”
In what year, Mr. President? In the year 230? Is that A.D. or B.C.?
After an instant, he corrected “230” to “2030.” It’s almost as if he’s wearing an earpiece and some aide is listening to him bungle and then correcting him about what he should be saying. It happens again and again.
“You know their sweet excuse me their sweat is soaked with the foundations of communities across the nation.”
Sometimes Biden totally blows a statement, then repeats it, correctly, sort of.
“My mom used to have an expression. She said Joey, courage is the greatest virtue of all. Without courage, you cannot have love with the bandit.”
Huh? She said what, Mr. President? So he tries again.
“Without courage, you cannot love with abandon.”
Biden said he’s known – present tense – “as America’s most pro-labor senator.” One-second delay. “Well guess what and now as president well guess what.”
I’m guessing someone informed Dementia Joe in his earpiece that he’s not a senator anymore.
Sometimes Biden tries to wax poetic. This would have sounded good in the finish-the-job campaign spot yesterday.
“Across our country have framed the flame of liberty and fanned it and started the flicker in Athens a thousand years ago and now it burns brightly here.”
You know, like a dumpster fire.
Finish the job? Seriously, Mr. President, haven’t you already done enough?
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