Fire him immediately.
Hire somebody who in his first press conference says, "No more excuses. We don't make excuses here. Excuses are for losers. We're going to win and win big. We're going to recruit big, physical and fast guys. We're going to take pride in playing defense. No more two-hand touch defense. No more zig-zag motion on offense. We're going to establish an indentity in the first season, recruit to that identity and make you stop us, if you can. And, by the way, East Shit Pitt."