No, I said you work on the highways. That doesn't necessarily mean you are part of a road crew. You could be an engineer who works on highways. You could be a male prostitute who works on highways. You could be part of a road crew. You could be a highway patrol officer who works on highways. The fact is, you work on highways, as I have repeatedly said in this thread. Your lack of intelligence doesn't allow you to fathom how that is a completely accurate statement, regardless if you also happen to drop orange cones on small residential streets, too. Remember, I didn't say you exclusively work on highways.
And, yes, I couldn't bring myself to tell young kids that I wasn't a bills/jets player and ruin their nights. Their fathers all were sure I was a particular player, so when approached repratedly for pictures with some kids, I simply obliged their requests, much the same way that the females who stop and ask to take pics with me on the beach aren't notified that I'm really not a reincarnation of a Greek god.