Seems the cat has got his tongue. Who knew he was a little bitch?
wait: i didnt log back on and respond in 10 hours, so that makes me a little bitch? no, it makes you an obsessive fan of mine who refreshes your browser every thirty seconds hoping that i acknowledge you and post.
i apologize that i didnt respond within ten hours. lets see what ive been up to . . . on wednesday i met up with duran duran. i then jumped on their jet and went to miami with them, as i was going to be with them for a few days. but, the rock randomly hit me up the next afternoon. i ran into him months ago in florida and talked shit to him about needing to put me in his next movie (ive met him a few previous times, as he has a residence in the same small virginia town that my brother lives in, and we have been in the gym at the same time together). he said that if i could get to georgia the next day, he had two scenes he wanted to use me in. so, i rented a car and left miami for a 7 hour drive to georgia. on friday, i spent the entire day on the beach watching the filming and waiting for my scenes in the afternoon. coincidentally, a costar in the movie is a former acquaintance from my time in DC. she played golf at georgetown while i lived there, and we had exchanged numbers previously. she was just voted as the rookie of the year in the sports illustrated swimsuit edition, and she just broke up with leonardo dicaprio last month, so she needed some male companionship.
after filming wrapped for the weekend, i drove back from georgia to florida. on saturday, i spent most of my day with t-pain and his family as we had a heavy security-escort through universal studios to enjoy the park while all of the rides were cleared just for our party when we wanted them. i stayed for his show at the park, spent another hour going over music on his bus, then went back home around midnight. the following morning, i got up to get a workout in on the beach, then had to hustle to tampa to meet up with andy grammer. but, sometimes it is easier just to buy more clothes instead of having a load of laundry done, so i had to stop at the mall at millenia for some shopping. grammer knew i wanted to watch the season opener for the 2016 world series champions on ESPN last night, so he arranged for a private room in a steakhouse where they would have a television so i could watch the game. i left halfway through, arriving back on my beach at around midnight. im now up, finally able to read what my fans on the wvu rivals board have said, and am about to walk outback to spend a few hours on the beach.
so, tell me about your last five days, O.C.D. How are the highways looking with all of that spring break traffic?
You tell a lie ... then embellish the lie and claim it's proof because you said it was. Mmmmkay.
Please tell me again how Frederick is in Southern Maryland ... that was fun.
so, if i do that once (let alone enough times for you to state it is something i repeatedly do), simply mention a few of them. ill wait. mention a few times where i have told a lie, then embellished the lie.
I definitely busted you for lying. You made many claims about knowing me and how you were going to expose me and you obviously had no idea who I was and you proved it yourself. That makes you a liar. You were made to look foolish. I played you like a fiddle and enjoyed it
so, by you claiming that, you have to admit you were either 1) wrong or 2) lying about your prior statement that i knew who you were only because a mutual friend on facebook told me.
youve mentioned many times that i know who you are due to that mutual friend on facebook telling me. now, you claim that i dont know who you are and you were playing along to make me look foolish? nobody is buying it, O.C.D.
every week, you change your argument: "ive never mentioned my wife's prior employment, it's only because a mutual friend told you everything about me" . . . to "the only way you know that info is because i have posted about it before. you have no idea who i am or anything about me other than that" . . . to "you know who i am, but only because of a friend who told you" . . . to acknowledging through my hints that i knew your exact identity . . . to "i played along that you were correct in your knowledge about me to make you look like a fool."
yep. cant wait to hear your defense next week. tar fumes are bad for the brain.