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Something about the lights

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BIZWIRE - What if as a college football coach you could disrupt an opponent’s play with the touch of a button?

Nintendo? Think again.

ScanLucent Technologies is a cutting-edge company that has developed a game-changing product for college football teams. Their product uses state-of-the-art HLED (High Luminosity Emitting Diode) technology to send precise laser projections onto the field during games. This allows the home team's coaching staff to wreak havoc on the opposing players, causing confusion and distraction.

The system is controlled by a console in the coaching booth, which allows the coaches to select from a range of dazzling light patterns and colors. With the press of a button, they can send the lasers flying across the field, creating a kaleidoscope effect.

While ST didn’t, in fact, pinpoint which schools were using their nascent, subversive mind-control units, CEO Dick Jack did intimate a few possibilities.

“We’ve partnered with a well-established and well-known Eastern university which we believe gives us the best chance to eventually implement this system.”
 
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