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So UConn is leaving the AAC

So now the guy who can't keep a woman is married? You lie even more often than you switch your favorite teams. I don't smoke anything, but you obviously smoke(d) a lot of hippie lettuce, especially when you were desperately trying to grow a mustache as a young stoner. THC must have stunted your hair growth, as evidenced by that caterpillar larvae on your upper lip. You probably still can't grow a 'stache, which makes your looking like "Harry" Potter's grandpa now ironic as he!!.

[laughing]
 
With that receding hairline of yours, with the silver comb over and all, I doubt you really want to get into a conversation about another man's facial hair, or any other hair for that matter. Do you use vitalis hair tonic?
 
Why would I wear hair tonic? Did any insects or small rodents live in that mop on your head that you sported in high school? Perhaps, the caterpillar larvae on your upper lip moved up there to sleep at night. You don't have much hair left there, either, Sparky. You must have lost 95% of your hair in your first divorce.

[laughing]
 
Ah. Summer re/runs.

Threats to post each other's photos, fire insults back and forth, then admit that you each don't want to get banned for posting personal information on other posters. Then back to personal insults directed to anyone else that (like now me) who calls you out. The game you two have going will start up again.

Glad to see the soap opera is still going.

Now back to reality as the internet fantasies continue.
 
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