So now the guy who can't keep a woman is married? You lie even more often than you switch your favorite teams. I don't smoke anything, but you obviously smoke(d) a lot of hippie lettuce, especially when you were desperately trying to grow a mustache as a young stoner. THC must have stunted your hair growth, as evidenced by that caterpillar larvae on your upper lip. You probably still can't grow a 'stache, which makes your looking like "Harry" Potter's grandpa now ironic as he!!.