I hear the board conservatives always harp about how gubment needs to shrink until we need to bomb fvckers overseas, but I’m not totally sure that’s a uniform stance. And board liberals always seem to want the gubment to step in and save the weak minded. So on something like the seatbelt law, should we just let those fools crash through the windshield and make it one less moron in the world? Or should we let Uncle Sam be their momma?