Guy at work made his wife a joke calendar that you can put pictures into. He takes all these pics of his "junk" with different backgrounds and puts them in the calendar. His wife and he make calendars every year for relatives of their kids and give them out at Christmas. He remembers telling his oldest kid to go upstairs and bring down all the small calendars so they can wrap them. The "junk" calendar must have made it into the pile. Last week his mom must have forgot about the calendar and decided to put it up in the kitchen. Apparently she got the golden egg and when she flipped to April, there was a cock and balls surrounded by plastic eggs. His mom called him at lunch and lost her shit. LOL
