In fervent anticipation of the forthcoming vociferations that may emanate from audacious noobs and sycophants who dare to part their lips once we emerge triumphant today; graciously extending recognition to those who, despite their noobish inclinations, persist resolutely within this realm, displaying an unwavering dedication.
No special dispensations shall be conferred upon those who partake in the consumption of cynicism, colloquially referred to as "Haterade," as well as the unrelenting noobs who perpetually infest this wretched place with nauseatingly sycophantic tendencies. The esteemed Assembly of Initiates has convened, meticulously deliberated upon your predicament, and prescribed not only VESIcare but also a pressing necessity for you to serendipitously encounter perspicacity—otherwise, a clue.
As we ascend towards the zenith, we seek individuals adorned with intellectual fortitude akin to titanium, and possessing phallic rigidity so robust that it could serve as anchors to counteract their impending lacerated palms—steadfastly resisting the overwhelming imbecility of the world and its insipid societal norms. A persona characterized by unwavering solidity, starkly juxtaposed against any semblance of flaccidity.
The imminent conquest over Texas Tech looms before us.
Prepare yourselves for the impending triumph, as noobs and sycophants adapt, steering our course towards a society emancipated from haters.
No special dispensations shall be conferred upon those who partake in the consumption of cynicism, colloquially referred to as "Haterade," as well as the unrelenting noobs who perpetually infest this wretched place with nauseatingly sycophantic tendencies. The esteemed Assembly of Initiates has convened, meticulously deliberated upon your predicament, and prescribed not only VESIcare but also a pressing necessity for you to serendipitously encounter perspicacity—otherwise, a clue.
As we ascend towards the zenith, we seek individuals adorned with intellectual fortitude akin to titanium, and possessing phallic rigidity so robust that it could serve as anchors to counteract their impending lacerated palms—steadfastly resisting the overwhelming imbecility of the world and its insipid societal norms. A persona characterized by unwavering solidity, starkly juxtaposed against any semblance of flaccidity.
The imminent conquest over Texas Tech looms before us.
Prepare yourselves for the impending triumph, as noobs and sycophants adapt, steering our course towards a society emancipated from haters.
