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In Eager Anticipation

Archetype XLIV

Staunchly resisting overwhelming mediocrity
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Dec 20, 2007
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In eager anticipation of the forthcoming chorus of voices, both the pitiful noobs and zealous sycophants, who dare to speak once we achieve triumph today, we warmly acknowledge those who, despite novice tendencies, persist steadfastly within this realm, showcasing their unwavering dedication.

No preferential treatment will be granted to those who indulge in the cynical concoction colloquially known as "Haterade," nor to the unwavering noobs who consistently infuse this place with excessively obsequious inclinations. The esteemed Assembly of Initiates has convened, meticulously pondered your situation, and prescribed not only VESIcare but also a vital need for you to serendipitously encounter a clue.

As we ascend towards the summit, we seek individuals adorned with intellectual strength akin to titanium and a resolute resolve that can serve as anchors, staunchly resisting the overwhelming mediocrity of the world and its lackluster societal norms. A persona marked by unwavering fortitude, standing in stark contrast to any hint of frailty, with virile and robust erections.

The impending triumph over Houston and Drunk Dana looms before us. Prepare yourselves for the imminent victory, as both haters and sycophants adapt, guiding us towards a society liberated from noobs.
 
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