On3 If Ohio wants to ban noon kickoffs for Ohio State, what other college football-related laws should we propose?

[Vernon]

If Ohio wants to ban noon kickoffs for Ohio State, what other college football-related laws should we propose?

An Ohio lawmaker wants to make it illegal to force Ohio State to kick off at noon at home. What other college football laws should we make?

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West Virginia​

A BILL to amend the code of West Virginia to permit the public (outdoor) burning of any sofa, couch, Chesterfield or love seat within the boundaries of Monongalia County in the 12 hours following a victory by the West Virginia University football team.

 

[MountaineerWV]

If Ohio wants to ban noon kickoffs for Ohio State, what other college football-related laws should we propose?

An Ohio lawmaker wants to make it illegal to force Ohio State to kick off at noon at home. What other college football laws should we make?

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West Virginia​

A BILL to amend the code of West Virginia to permit the public (outdoor) burning of any sofa, couch, Chesterfield or love seat within the boundaries of Monongalia County in the 12 hours following a victory by the West Virginia University football team.

The "Welcome to West Virginia" state line signs to be replaced with "Eat Sh!t Pitt" on I-79.

Country Roads to become mandatory to play before every birthday, wedding, child birth, reunion, graduation, first kiss............

 

[jlaudiomaster]

Ban commentators who don’t know that WVU is located in West Virginia.

 

[WVUALLEN]

The new state trash dump to be located in Huntington.

 

[oceantide83]

WVU is prohibited from losing games.

 

[MountaineerWV]

Kipp Kissinger is public enemy #1 and arrested once he steps across state lines.

 

[MichiganHerd]

If Ohio could beat Michigan in any sport, their lawmakers wouldn't be crying over these things. It's been almost 2,000 days since Ohio state has beaten Michigan in football. Michigan swept them in baseball and has beaten them in basketball 4 out of the last 5 games. Ohio suffers from uMDS like MountaineerWV suffers from TDS.