Holgs to Tampa ?!?

[HerdChemist89]

Yeup.

You herd it here first.

The Houston "job offer" is a mere head-fake.... a foil if you will.

The REAL job awaiting Coach PigPen...is the one as Head Coach of the NFL Tampa Bay Buccaneers !!

Welcome to Tampa Bay, Coach PigPen. Here's a few pointers:

-You will have to get a driver's license to get around, so you'll need to get your DMV reinstatement paperwork together. The cops down here won't wink at your ass as you drive by...they will cuff you and haul your ass off to Orient Road just like everyone else.

- Stay out of Hard Rock Casino. They have facial recognition cameras, etc, and will know who you are when you walk thru the door. They'll toss your ass if you try any of the shit you tried up in WV...They know you.

- You will need to keep yourself showered up and shaved, maybe buy some new clothes.

- You can't move your trailer house down here to live in. Trailer parks ain't safe here in the bay area.....plus, the hurricanes and tornados are attracted to double-wides.

- This is your chance to show everybody how good of a Head Coach that you are, Mr. Beautiful Mind....Don't Phuck This One Up. This might be your last chance...


Signed,
Reality.
imp:

 

[Marine03]

NFL teams need a coach that can be successful when it matters. Holgs can’t win past October so I don’t see an NFL team wanting him

 

[tOSUGrad90]

HolgyDrunk won't sniff the NFL, unless it is as an assistant coach. His career path will likely mirror Rich Fraud's somewhat...head coaching failures followed by an offensive coordinator gig at an also ran Power 5 school.

 

[WVUALLEN]

You failed. Holgs to Houston for 5 year 20 million and free red bull guaranteed contract.

 

[countryroads89]

Yeup.

You herd it here first.

The Houston "job offer" is a mere head-fake.... a foil if you will.

The REAL job awaiting Coach PigPen...is the one as Head Coach of the NFL Tampa Bay Buccaneers !!

Welcome to Tampa Bay, Coach PigPen. Here's a few pointers:

-You will have to get a driver's license to get around, so you'll need to get your DMV reinstatement paperwork together. The cops down here won't wink at your ass as you drive by...they will cuff you and haul your ass off to Orient Road just like everyone else.

- Stay out of Hard Rock Casino. They have facial recognition cameras, etc, and will know who you are when you walk thru the door. They'll toss your ass if you try any of the shit you tried up in WV...They know you.

- You will need to keep yourself showered up and shaved, maybe buy some new clothes.

- You can't move your trailer house down here to live in. Trailer parks ain't safe here in the bay area.....plus, the hurricanes and tornados are attracted to double-wides.

- This is your chance to show everybody how good of a Head Coach that you are, Mr. Beautiful Mind....Don't Phuck This One Up. This might be your last chance...


Signed,
Reality.
imp:

Why do you always embarrass yourself?

Dumbass!

And the ohio state dumbass liked your stupid post. You both are idiots.