Does anyone else in Virginia have problems with goose poop on the golf course?

[30Milhouse]

 

[MichiganHerd]

You sure those are goose droppings?...as opposed to droppings from the shorts of a 75 year old golf course superintendent who forgot to wear his depends prior to rolling the greens?

 

[Snow Sled Baby]

......is that your course?....and the answer is yes......two good solutions...1..grape juice...Canadian geese hate it...and 2...there are pellets made from fox urine that work really well....see when you have a decent conversation I can be a nice guy

 

[Snow Sled Baby]

You sure those are goose droppings?...as opposed to droppings from the shorts of a 75 year old golf course superintendent who forgot to wear his depends prior to rolling the greens?

65...and I've forgotten more about golf than you'll ever know.....KK

 

[riflearm2]

You must have been a soprano when you were in concert choir, because you constantly sound like a little bitch.

 

[MichiganHerd]

Snow Flake, I saw you bragging about your handicap a few weeks back. I'll meet you at The Greenbrier, and will even allow you to hit off the gold tees.

Bring your wallet.

 

[30Milhouse]

I was doing my research and came across this article.

http://www.whsv.com/news/headlines/2462551.html

 

[MichiganHerd]

Interesting.

The guy in Maintenance said they just needed to disrupt their mating pattern.

Wonder how he was planning to do that? Remove the Viagra from the bird seed?

 

[30Milhouse]

Interesting.

The guy in Maintenance said they just needed to disrupt their mating pattern.

Wonder how he was planning to do that? Remove the Viagra from the bird seed?

Probably by Mating with the geese himself. We are Talking Staunton here.

 

[Snow Sled Baby]

Snow Flake, I saw you bragging about your handicap a few weeks back. I'll meet you at The Greenbrier, and will even allow you to hit off the gold tees.

Bring your wallet.

you wouldn't be allowed at the Greenbrier....I know everyone there

 

[Snow Sled Baby]

I was doing my research and came across this article.

http://www.whsv.com/news/headlines/2462551.html

that was the liquid fox urine....the pellets worked better

 

[Snow Sled Baby]

You must have been a soprano when you were in concert choir, because you constantly sound like a little bitch.

boy...for an old used up gray headed old man (By your account) I have sure gotten your attention a lot ...just sayin....methinks you need to get a life

 

[Snow Sled Baby]

Snow Flake, I saw you bragging about your handicap a few weeks back. I'll meet you at The Greenbrier, and will even allow you to hit off the gold tees.

Bring your wallet.

bragging about being a 16?......I don't think so fluffy....I said I USED to be a 10....but whatever