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Chasing after 2 star castaways

shortgapwvu

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I am not really a "star guy", but I found this ironic.

He wanted to major in petroleum engineering. Too bad he didn't want to major in meth engineering huh?
 
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I am not really a "star guy", but I found this ironic.

He wanted to major in petroleum engineering. Too bad he didn't want to major in meth engineering huh?
at marshall a petroleum engineering degree simply shows you how to take the top off a quart of oil and dump it into your YUGO on the way to your pizza delivery job:pizza:
 
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Imagine the poor guy going to marshla after having dreams of playing big time P5 football on the big stage. He wakes up and he is in lil detroit playing in CUSA in front of 4ooo meth addicts.

The horror......the horror.
 
The difference is Yulee didn't want to go to Marshall. He wanted to go P5, but couldn't make the grades.

Ferns wants to go to WVU.

You would be wrong on all accounts.

As for Ferns, his big bruh (who was higher rated), was signed and committed to play at The University of Michigan, but ended up not being good enough to see the field. Big Bruh transferred to West Vaginny, where he will likely be good enough to play for a team whose defense in ranked in the 60's. Little bruh ended up following him to West Vaginny, NOT because he wanted to, but because his parents told him to go there. Make no mistake, if big bruh would have been good enough to stick in Ann Arbor, and little bruh was worthy enough to also play in Ann Arbor, that's where they both would be.

but...they couldn't make the cut at 'big boy' football, and had to settle for 'JUCO U'.
 
You would be wrong on all accounts.

As for Ferns, his big bruh (who was higher rated), was signed and committed to play at The University of Michigan, but ended up not being good enough to see the field. Big Bruh transferred to West Vaginny, where he will likely be good enough to play for a team whose defense in ranked in the 60's. Little bruh ended up following him to West Vaginny, NOT because he wanted to, but because his parents told him to go there. Make no mistake, if big bruh would have been good enough to stick in Ann Arbor, and little bruh was worthy enough to also play in Ann Arbor, that's where they both would be.

but...they couldn't make the cut at 'big boy' football, and had to settle for 'JUCO U'.
He didn't see the field at Michigan?

Does Youlee have the required test scores yet? Nope
 
The University of Michigan

You once said "Michigan University" claiming you meant to say "The Michigan University"....and although you're stealing the idea from "The Ohio State University", you corrected what you supposedly meant to say the last time?

MichiganHerd...

I'd imagine it's tough being a two-teamer...[jumpingsmile]
 
Not according to 247

Top Group of 5 recruiting classes:
1. Houston
2. BYU
3. Marshall
4. South Florida
5. Memphis

LOL. That's where I pulled the numbers from. They changed since yesterday at 3:00 pm. They had Marshall at 67 at that time, below UAB, UCF and Western Michigan. Congratulations, I guess. You are now at 61, one spot ahead of UAB at 62, 4 spots ahead of UCF at 65 and 6 spots ahead of Western Michigan at 67.
 
LOL. That's where I pulled the numbers from. They changed since yesterday at 3:00 pm. They had Marshall at 67 at that time, below UAB, UCF and Western Michigan. Congratulations, I guess. You are now at 61, one spot ahead of UAB at 62, 4 spots ahead of UCF at 65 and 6 spots ahead of Western Michigan at 67.

as of 20 minutes ago, they are behind Houston, BYU (not G5), Temple, Memphis, Boise, USF, UAB and ECU.
 
You would be wrong on all accounts.

As for Ferns, his big bruh (who was higher rated), was signed and committed to play at The University of Michigan, but ended up not being good enough to see the field. Big Bruh transferred to West Vaginny, where he will likely be good enough to play for a team whose defense in ranked in the 60's. Little bruh ended up following him to West Vaginny, NOT because he wanted to, but because his parents told him to go there. Make no mistake, if big bruh would have been good enough to stick in Ann Arbor, and little bruh was worthy enough to also play in Ann Arbor, that's where they both would be.

but...they couldn't make the cut at 'big boy' football, and had to settle for 'JUCO U'.
Nice theory, but totally lack in factual basis. Nice to dream up a scenario that fits what you wan to believe. However, the dream is not fact and reality is far removed from your state of semi-consciousness. nice try, but only the butt of a pre smoked cigar as your reward.
 
Nice theory, but totally lack in factual basis. Nice to dream up a scenario that fits what you wan to believe. However, the dream is not fact and reality is far removed from your state of semi-consciousness. nice try, but only the butt of a pre smoked cigar as your reward.
And.........you would be wrong, doctor ear.
 
You would be wrong on all accounts.

As for Ferns, his big bruh (who was higher rated), was signed and committed to play at The University of Michigan, but ended up not being good enough to see the field. Big Bruh transferred to West Vaginny, where he will likely be good enough to play for a team whose defense in ranked in the 60's. Little bruh ended up following him to West Vaginny, NOT because he wanted to, but because his parents told him to go there. Make no mistake, if big bruh would have been good enough to stick in Ann Arbor, and little bruh was worthy enough to also play in Ann Arbor, that's where they both would be.

but...they couldn't make the cut at 'big boy' football, and had to settle for 'JUCO U'.
It is funny that we keep getting Michigan transfers. It seems some student athletes don't want to major in football BS studies. Some want to actually get a real degree. Did you know you come across a big douche bag? Just saying.
 
It is funny that we keep getting Michigan transfers. It seems some student athletes don't want to major in football BS studies. Some want to actually get a real degree. Did you know you come across a big douche bag? Just saying.
LOL, I know 30Kelly has ridiculed you for not coming across as being very bright, but why go FULL RETARD on us? I mean, seriously, you didn't just attempt to compare the academics of WVU with Michigan....no, seriously, you couldn't have done so. That would have to be the dumbest post ever made on a message board.

You don't mind if I share your post on the Michigan board, do you?
 
LOL, I know 30Kelly has ridiculed you for not coming across as being very bright, but why go FULL RETARD on us? I mean, seriously, you didn't just attempt to compare the academics of WVU with Michigan....no, seriously, you couldn't have done so. That would have to be the dumbest post ever made on a message board.

You don't mind if I share your post on the Michigan board, do you?

Well if you cannot handle the fact that several years ago every single Michigan football player had the same major. One of them transferred to WVU because he wanted an engineering degree. So no I was not comparing Michigan and WVU. A better comparison would be to North Carolina. Both great learning institution that could care less about the education of there student athletes. I certainly hope that Michigan is correcting that situation.
 
Yea it is not like Ohio State or anybody else has ever made fun of Michigan about this. Perhaps it has gotten better since Dickrod left.
 
Here, allow me to break the news to you:

College football players don't tend to be the brightest students.
College football players tend to get special treatment.
College football players tend to take the easiest classes possible, in order to retain eligibility.

Oh, did you also include North Carolina in your comparison?

LOL, please continue typing.
 
LOL, I know 30Kelly has ridiculed you for not coming across as being very bright, but why go FULL RETARD on us? I mean, seriously, you didn't just attempt to compare the academics of WVU with Michigan....no, seriously, you couldn't have done so. That would have to be the dumbest post ever made on a message board.

You don't mind if I share your post on the Michigan board, do you?
Hey since you don't know what full retard looks like, let me post an example.

A few weeks back, I was willing to acknowledge that the Ears were the 'basketball school' in WV.

Now, not so much.

Feels good to be the state leader in both major sports.

Go Herd, or Go Home

#Flagshipped

Not that being nationally ranked or beating Marshla by 18 means anything. You manage to make yourself look silly. Of course silly is not a strong enough word for your ignorance.

Not for nothing football players are college students. If they are not smart enough to go to college then they go to Marshla.
 
Since I made an imbecile of myself again today, whereby saying WVU academics were better than the University of Michigan, and further proved my status of being a moron by bringing up North Carolina, a school being sanctioned by its many athletic academic scandals, I hereby decide to change the subject.

Can't say I blame you.
 
LOL. That's where I pulled the numbers from. They changed since yesterday at 3:00 pm. They had Marshall at 67 at that time, below UAB, UCF and Western Michigan. Congratulations, I guess. You are now at 61, one spot ahead of UAB at 62, 4 spots ahead of UCF at 65 and 6 spots ahead of Western Michigan at 67.

Thanks for the play-by-play there Professor. Unlike you, we aren't proud of ourselves, just for being able to count.
 
LOL, I know 30Kelly has ridiculed you for not coming across as being very bright, but why go FULL RETARD on us? I mean, seriously, you didn't just attempt to compare the academics of WVU with Michigan....no, seriously, you couldn't have done so. That would have to be the dumbest post ever made on a message board.

You don't mind if I share your post on the Michigan board, do you?

This guy is a special, very rare breed of dumb. He's like the equivalent of an albino squirrel.
 
LOL, I know 30Kelly has ridiculed you for not coming across as being very bright, but why go FULL RETARD on us? I mean, seriously, you didn't just attempt to compare the academics of WVU with Michigan....no, seriously, you couldn't have done so. That would have to be the dumbest post ever made on a message board.

You don't mind if I share your post on the Michigan board, do you?

I laughed at that too
 
LOL, I know 30Kelly has ridiculed you for not coming across as being very bright, but why go FULL RETARD on us? I mean, seriously, you didn't just attempt to compare the academics of WVU with Michigan....no, seriously, you couldn't have done so. That would have to be the dumbest post ever made on a message board.

You don't mind if I share your post on the Michigan board, do you?

Could be the "owned the other posters ass" post of the year award
 
Could be the "owned the other posters ass" post of the year award
Yea I got own by posting the truth that Michigan football players all had the same major several years ago. One decided that was BS and transfer to WVU because he wanted an engineering degree. You guys are just so special. 500 plus post on our board. Little brother is a bit obsessed. That happens when you can't beat big brother.
 
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