First starting QB I coached: signed with the Denver Broncos.
Second starting QB I coached: signed a CFL contract.
Third QB I coached (was the second QB's backup under me for two years): signed a CFL contract two months ago.
Fourth starting QB I coached: finished in the top 10 in the nation (FCS) in passing yards per game, total offense per game, completions per game, and yards per attempt per game as a first year starter. New staff comes in, and he has miserable results and is benched halfway through the season.
I'm guessing you won the Heisman for orange cone droppers?