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WVU vs MU - RGSU vs Ga. State

GSUsTALON

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What's the BEEF? Where's the BEEF to back it Up?

Lets make a comparison................ ;-)
Feel free to chime in MooUers.
 
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Moo'ers can't get over the fact their students, and players, fantasize about being, and wearing the, [WVU]. Understandable bitterness.

West Virginia is (12-0) against Marshall

Average score: West Virginia 43.3 - Marshall 13.6

Per decade
W L T PFPG PAPG

2010's 3 0 0 42.3 22.7
2000's 4 0 0 35.3 10.8
1990's 1 0 0 42.0 31.0
1980's 0 0 0 0 0
1970's 0 0 0 0 0
1960's 0 0 0 0 0
1950's 0 0 0 0 0
1940's 0 0 0 0 0
1930's 0 0 0 0 0
1920's 1 0 0 81.0 0.0
1910's 3 0 0 43.0 7.0

All games
2012/09/01 West Virginia 69 - Marshall 34 W
2011/09/04 West Virginia 34 - Marshall 13 W
2010/09/10 West Virginia 24 - Marshall 21 W OT
2009/10/17 West Virginia 24 - Marshall 7 W
2008/09/27 West Virginia 27 - Marshall 3 W
2007/09/08 West Virginia 48 - Marshall 23 W
2006/09/02 West Virginia 42 - Marshall 10 W
1997/08/30 West Virginia 42 - Marshall 31 W
1923/10/20 West Virginia 81 - Marshall 0 W
1915/11/06 West Virginia 92 - Marshall 6 W
1914/10/03 West Virginia 20 - Marshall 0 W
1911/10/28 West Virginia 17 - Marshall 15 W

So, historically averaging, we could have spotted them a touchdown a quarter and still beat them, every game, even after calling off the dogs most games.
 
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What does Talon have against Governors State University? I didn't think they played football?

He's an odd lil' Shellcracker.
 
What does Talon have against Governors State University? I didn't think they played football? [/SIZE]He's an odd lil' Shellcracker.
Hmmmmm, Shellcracker - interesting!


I'll take your states and raise you this with a short opening, cuz I can make this thread roll.
You see one reason State was going to dominate 1aa, Georgia Southern and then enter the g5 and dominate was their superior coaching staff, They selected Bill Curry who was a head coach in FBS and a coaching staff from former NFL teams. RGSU ran an inferior offensive football scheme that was minor league and would never be able to achieve greatness that they would be able to secure in short order. Both Mill's and Curry LOST against NAIA 2 & NCAA D2 teams. TAKE THAT COUCH.
http://cfbdatawarehouse.com/data/active/g/georgia_state/yearly_totals.php
 
Seems Georgia State is Georgia Southern's, Marshall College. sorta like pecker gnats that are harmless but drives a dog crazy. Always showing up and pesterin.

I got no beef with Georgia State, but I did fail to mention we beat that Georgia team too a couple of years ago 41-7 or something like that. Give them credit though. They made our freshman team earn all 41 of their points while our 1st and 2nd teams practiced in the indoor practice facility.

Trying to figure a Georgia team we've struggled with. UGA gave us a game, even though we had to play them in Atlanta to make it fair.

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Speakin of barber shops, and the upcoming shearing of Southern Georgia. I do mean shearing... Like the poker legend Doyle Brunson once said (and we will start out treating you boys as such) "You can shear a sheep many times, but skin it only once." We may need some tune up games in the future and don't want to skin ya.

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Seems Georgia State is Georgia Southern's, Marshall College. sorta like pecker gnats that are harmless but drives a dog crazy. Always showing up and pesterin.

I got no beef with Georgia State, but I did fail to mention we beat that Georgia team too a couple of years ago 41-7 or something like that. Give them credit though. They made our freshman team earn all 41 of their points while our 1st and 2nd teams practiced in the indoor practice facility.

Trying to figure a Georgia team we've struggled with. UGA gave us a game, even though we had to play them in Atlanta to make it fair.

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You'll find few RGSU fans squirt a tear over that, including me. We play ThUGA this year.
 
Speakin of barber shops, and the upcoming shearing of Southern Georgia. I do mean shearing... Like the poker legend Doyle Brunson once said (and we will start out treating you boys as such) "You can shear a sheep many times, but skin it only once." We may need some tune up games in the future and don't want to skin ya.

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Now that was impressive - WVU92vs Marshal7 , GSU has scored in the 80s but you have to remember we were a Triple Option team that ran 90% of the time.

SHEEP YOU SAY:

Something you and App State fans have in common - the love of barn yard types. Do you start at the rear and shave forward or deliver foreplay and then work the hind end? (B@$T@RDS)

 
Now that was impressive - WVU92vs Marshal7 , GSU has scored in the 80s but you have to remember we were a Triple Option team that ran 90% of the time.

SHEEP YOU SAY:

Something you and App State fans have in common - the love of barn yard types. Do you start at the rear and shave forward or deliver foreplay and then work the hind end? (B@$T@RDS)

GSU has a raptor center for birds of prey. WE have an eagle that flies from the top of the stadium down to the field. I'm hoping GSU brings 20 of them to the WVU game. Tell your team to to keep your helmets on at all times. I'd hate to lift some WVY scalp before the game has even begun.

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Our mascot carries a flintlock rifle. Killed a bear with it a couple of years back. Shootin' a glorified buzzard at close range won't be much of a problem.

Heck, our students could take out a whole flock of 'em with batteries and liquor bottles alone. I'll see you get a leg when we roast 'em over a furniture fire.
 
Our mascot carries a flintlock rifle. Killed a bear with it a couple of years back. Shootin' a glorified buzzard at close range won't be much of a problem.

Heck, our students could take out a whole flock of 'em with batteries and liquor bottles alone. I'll see you get a leg when we roast 'em over a furniture fire.

NOW THAT WAS FUNNY you silly little Billy - but not real funny!

Now if GSUs mascot was a coon or possum I'd worry about that flintlock.



 
Our mascot carries a flintlock rifle. Killed a bear with it a couple of years back. Shootin' a glorified buzzard at close range won't be much of a problem.

Heck, our students could take out a whole flock of 'em with batteries and liquor bottles alone. I'll see you get a leg when we roast 'em over a furniture fire.

Oh yes and Mike

I don't see the male WVU fans giving up the batteries to their anal vibraters in a nail biter. They will
need them in the 4th to calm their savage souls. As far as the moonshine bottles -well - the GSU fans willake you fine shine at your tailgates, drink the contents themselves & use the bottles to piss in.may want them back & keep them as su-vees.

AS far as ou eagle goes I pursonally saw the EAGLE pluck a Jack Black bottle from the air that was thrown at him by an App fan. He drank the bottle till empty, pissed in it, dove and planted the piss filled bomb in said App fans forehead - all this in a matter of seconds I tell you!. Dumb SOB drank the contents anyway.
 
I hate bird shit. Pisses me off to no end. Yes boys, keep thy helmets on for God's sake. Birds just make everything around them smell bad. It's beginning to sound like anyone from Georgia is dirtier than chickens.

Now, as far as shine goes.... I'll put the drag on and let you run a bit to tire out. But, you boys know peanuts(who in the world would boil a good peanut?), peaches, and how to ruin a rafter's day. Leave shine and football to the dominators of Georgia. BarberShop..... Shearing can start anywhere you'd like. However, you will feel it on the opening kickoff. It's your choice to come at us ass or head, got a feeling what we'll see most of(looking for a good foot masseuse as we speak). Just might have to do the skin'n after all. P5 schools will ultimately have to not schedule any more sheep, so shear'n might not be a viable option on your swansong pirouette through the majors.
 
What's the BEEF? Where's the BEEF to back it Up?

Lets make a comparison................ ;-)
Feel free to chime in MooUers.
Most people outside of Georgia don't know who RGSU is. Most people outside of West Virginia don't know who Marshall is...
 
I hate bird shit. Pisses me off to no end. Yes boys, keep thy helmets on for God's sake. Birds just make everything around them smell bad. It's beginning to sound like anyone from Georgia is dirtier than chickens.

Now, as far as shine goes.... I'll put the drag on and let you run a bit to tire out. But, you boys know peanuts(who in the world would boil a good peanut?), peaches, and how to ruin a rafter's day. Leave shine and football to the dominators of Georgia. BarberShop..... Shearing can start anywhere you'd like. However, you will feel it on the opening kickoff. It's your choice to come at us ass or head, got a feeling what we'll see most of(looking for a good foot masseuse as we speak). Just might have to do the skin'n after all. P5 schools will ultimately have to not schedule any more sheep, so shear'n might not be a viable option on your swansong pirouette through the majors.

Well look what we got here. "The Couch", defender of "The Shed". Picking up the gauntlet because no one else will or have the wit to do so. Good job Misterrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

As far as your stadium goes, well I feel sorry for you & I won't pull any punches. Your fans are going to $h!t and that $h!t will flow like a river don the steps & onto the field. I am reminding the 12 fans that we are bringing not to rush the field after our momentous win over WVU. The bio hazard will not be worth it.
Go to their bars Eagle fans to celebrate.
 
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