I was finally going to bite the bullet and go back to WVU for a second degree. I wanted to major in puppetry with a minor in agricultural fashion. Those big meanies are defunding the programs! It shouldn't take long to pay back those student loans with a degree in puppetry. I mean the demand is steadily going up in that field. I can't believe WVU is doing this. I can't believe they're defunding such important programs and depriving West Virginia children the opportunity to become Puppet Masters and farmer clothing designers. Yeah