Why doesn't wvu's football team have ice on the sideline? .....

[Humptod]

Because the guy with the recipe graduated.

 

[still5-0vstarheels]

Because the guy with the recipe graduated.

Don't quit your day job.

 

[Stone_Cold]

Don't quit your day job.

Humpty only knows this since he was trying to speak with the guy to get the recipe

 

[Snow Sled Baby]

Because the guy with the recipe graduated.

how can you tell the bride at a marshall wedding?.......she's the one with the braided armpits

 

[westsiderSJHS77]

Why did they scale back Marshall's homecoming halftime? The queen and her court kept trying to graze on the Astro turf.

 

[TN EER]

Why does Moo U have ice on the sidelines? No one ever graduates from there.

 

[Stone_Cold]

Marshall doesn't have ICE on their sidelines but DEA is usually there

 

[Shirley Knott]

Why does Moo U have ice on the sidelines? No one ever graduates from there.

They have a sanctuary stadium ???

 

[Falstaff]

Why does Moo U have ice on the sidelines? No one ever graduates from there.

They have a sanctuary stadium ???

....and stray needles scattered underneath it.

 

[WVUALLEN]

....and stray needles scattered underneath it.

Why do Marshall opponents use AFLAC?

 

[SeronimusPratt]

Actually old Pitt stadium ran out of ice once. Zereoue's first carry made up for it that day...

 

[Tonycried2]

Because the guy with the recipe graduated.

Hahahahahahahha! How many WVU football players does it take to screw in a light bulb? One , but he get's three credit hours towards an MBA!

 

[Snow Sled Baby]

Hahahahahahahha! How many WVU football players does it take to screw in a light bulb? One , but he get's three credit hours towards an MBA!

how many liberals does it take to screw in a lightbulb?...trick question.........it can't be done because you have to turn it to the right

 

[Tonycried2]

how many liberals does it take to screw in a lightbulb?...trick question.........it can't be done because you have to turn it to the right

I tell you my old friend, my political ideology has kind of morphed into a " plague on both of your houses" mentality! I have no respect for Trump or Pelosi. Free Sacco and Vanzetti!

 

[Snow Sled Baby]

I tell you my old friend, my political ideology has kind of morphed into a " plague on both of your houses" mentality! I have no respect for Trump or Pelosi. Free Sacco and Vanzetti!

SSB for president

 

[WVUALLEN]

Marco...

What is the definition of safe sex at Marshall?

Placing signs on the animals that kick.