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Why do Herd MORONS get excited by a suckfest of a team?

Herd Stinks

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Dec 28, 2015
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1. Stadium is small with shitty turf and goal posts that tilt.
2. No water at stadium for sale.
3. Fattest fans that take up three seats, but pay for one.
4. Smell of meth in Huntington air.
5. Get excited about beating FIU, yet get bitchslapped by WKU and Ohio Bobcats every year.
6. Slop running down their fat faces before the game at Arby's. (Bigtime tailgating)
7. Distort 12-13K attendance to make believe it was 65K plus.
8. Buy one get 4 free tickets to watch a shitty team.
9. A team that never gets on TV or even highlights of their game shown.
 
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"The New Flagship"

It's hurting them, and making them mad as hell.

The cold, hard FACTS.
 
1. Stadium is small with shitty turf and goal posts that tilt.
2. No water at stadium for sale.
3. Fattest fans that take up three seats, but pay for one.
4. Smell of meth in Huntington air.
5. Get excited about beating FIU, yet get bitchslapped by WKU and Ohio Bobcats every year.
6. Slop running down their fat faces before the game at Arby's. (Bigtime tailgating)
7. Distort 12-13K attendance to make believe it was 65K plus.
8. Buy one get 4 free tickets to watch a shitty team.
9. A team that never gets on TV or even highlights of their game shown.

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I don't know, but in 2003 they won their first game against a ranked opponent !

A Kansas State team, ranked #6, that didn't have their starting QB and lost 3 games in a row that he didn't play.
 
"The New Flagship"

It's hurting them, and making them mad as hell.

The cold, hard FACTS.

New flagship? You claim cold hard facts?

Lol! By definition, that claim is merely a cold hard wish, by you and your fellow Herd fans and two-teamers.

The cold hard fact is that WVU is the state's flagship...You wishing differently shows it is you who is "hurting and is mad as hell"....

Another cold hard fact. Marshall is WVU's bitch in every major sport.
 
The short answer is that they load their schedule with teams even shittier than they are to give them the illusion that they are doing well "at their level".

The truth is though, that even "at their level" they play the worst teams. WKU mops the field with them, but "at their level" last year there was Temple and Memphis and Houston and ... and ... and ...

So really "at their level" means the bottom half of G5 ... the top half would hand them their asses. As evidenced by WKU and Ohio.
 
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