Want to help me with my annual acrostic?

[Cuyahoga Falls Eers]

As regulars on this board know, every year I work up acrostic that spells MOUNTAINEERS for the 12 opponents.
Usually, I give my thoughts first.
But I'll give you first crack at it.

No profanity.
Fire away. Let the best examples win!


M Missouri

O Youngstown

U BYU Cougars.

N Kansas State

T Texas Tech

A TCU Horny Frogs

I Oklahoma State

N Kansas

E Texas

E Oklahoma

R Iowa State

S Baylor

 

[Woody in Helvetia]

neuter KSU Kittycats.

Incarcerate the OSU Cowboys

S matched up with Baylor - I won't go there.

 

[coalcountry52]

Maul Missouri
Order a whooping on Youngstown
Underpants BYU
Nip KSU
Takedown Texas Tech
Angrily beat TCU
Irritate OSU
Nail Kansas
Eviscerate Texas
Eventually beat OU
Reacharound ISU
Sear Baylor

 

[LowFatMilk]

Acrostic ? I actually had to piece together the definition. Maybe I should feel uneducated...but then, I can spell 'trough'.

It's certainly old school...but I can respect someone who embraces something despite being unpopular.

I'd really like to help but you handcuffed me when you eliminated the option to include profanity.

 

[torontoeers]

I like Coal's Maul Mizzou....I will make that 'S' Solidify Final Round of 4 Berth!!!

 

[VaultHunter]

Massacre Missouri
Obliterate Youngstown
Undertow BYU
Neuter K State
Thrash Texas Tech
Annihilate TCU
Incinerate Oklahoma State
Nosedive Kansas
Eliminate Texas
Eradicate Oklahoma
Rampage Iowa State
Sufficate Baylor

 

[skygusty]

As regulars on this board know, every year I work up acrostic that spells MOUNTAINEERS for the 12 opponents.
Usually, I give my thoughts first.
But I'll give you first crack at it.

No profanity.
Fire away. Let the best examples win!


M Missouri

O Youngstown

U BYU Cougars.

N Kansas State

T Texas Tech

A TCU Horny Frogs

I Oklahoma State

N Kansas

E Texas

E Oklahoma

R Iowa State

S Baylor

Maroon, Overexpose, Ulcerate, Nix, Trump, Amputate, Incarcerate, Nosetweak, Emasculate, Enfeeble, Rick-Roll, Stigmatize

 

[Cuyahoga Falls Eers]

It's way too early to be set in concrete, but this is the tentative version. Thanks for the help. It's still open to changes, though. Be creative. Not profane or crude (well, not TOO crude).

Thank you.


M assacre Missouri

O bliterate Youngstown

U nnerve BYU Cougars.

N euter Kansas State

T rample Texas Tech

A buse TCU

I nnihilate Oklahoma State

N ail Kansas

E masculate Texas

E rectile dysfunction Oklahoma (you knew that one would be in there)

R omp over Iowa State

S ufficate Baylor

 

[GoWVU]

The first letter of "annihilate" is an A, not an I. Why not go with "immolate" there?

"Suffocate" has an O, not an I in the middle.

 

[coalcountry52]

Ah come on. Underpants and BYU is gold!

 

[skygusty]

I'm personally shocked that no one wants to Rick-Roll Iowa State.

 

[Cuyahoga Falls Eers]

The first letter of "annihilate" is an A, not an I. Why not go with "immolate" there?

"Suffocate" has an O, not an I in the middle.

Thanks.


M assacre Missouri

O bliterate Youngstown

U nnerve BYU Cougars.

N euter Kansas State Kittycats

T rample Texas Tech

A nnihilate TCU

I mmolate Oklahoma State

N ail Kansas

E masculate Texas

E rectile dysfunction Oklahoma

R omp over Iowa State

S uffocate Baylor

 

[steeleer]

Anal acrostic? You might want to see a proctologist for that instead of people on this board.

 

[Cuyahoga Falls Eers]

Anal acrostic? You might want to see a proctologist for that instead of people on this board.

I'll give you credit for humor. I never even said annual, though. Still, funny line. Bring on Missouri. We've waited too long! [WVU]

 

[WhiteTailEER]

How can the Baylor one be anything but Sexually assault?

 

[Cuyahoga Falls Eers]

How can the Baylor one be anything but Sexually assault?

Sorry, but sexually assault is not a topic for humor in my book. I agree Baylor's record on that is atrocious. But I feel too bad for the victims to use it in the acrostic. Thank you.

 

[WhiteTailEER]

Sorry, but sexually assault is not a topic for humor in my book. I agree Baylor's record on that is atrocious. But I feel too bad for the victims to use it in the acrostic. Thank you.

My comment was tongue in cheeck in reference to their horrible handling of these incidents.

In no way do I feel it should be part of your list.

 

[jpf578]

It's way too early to be set in concrete, but this is the tentative version. Thanks for the help. It's still open to changes, though. Be creative. Not profane or crude (well, not TOO crude).

Thank you.


M assacre Missouri

O bliterate Youngstown

U nnerve BYU Cougars.

N euter Kansas State

T rample Texas Tech

A buse TCU

I nnihilate Oklahoma State

N ail Kansas

E masculate Texas

E rectile dysfunction Oklahoma (you knew that one would be in there)

R omp over Iowa State

S ufficate Baylor

How about "Uncle" cries BYU?

 

[VaultHunter]

Looking good! I personally like the A buse TCU[WVU]

How about unisex BYU??...too soon??

 

[SteelHeadEer]

I would read this thread again.

 

[EnginEER 89]

I'll go with Mash, Overpower, Upend, Nuke, Topple, Ax, Impale, Napalm, Expunge, Embalm, Regurgitate, and Spank

Too violent?
Lgm!

 

[Cuyahoga Falls Eers]

I'll go with Mash, Overpower, Upend, Nuke, Topple, Ax, Impale, Napalm, Expunge, Embalm, Regurgitate, and Spank

Too violent?
Lgm!

Apparently not. Check it out.


M assacre Missouri

O bliterate Youngstown

U nnerve BYU

N euter Kansas State

T rample Texas Tech

A nnihilate TCU

I mpale Oklahoma State

N ail Kansas

E radicate Texas

E rectile dysfunction Oklahoma

R oll over Iowa State

S uffocate Baylor

 

[john in california]

As regulars on this board know, every year I work up acrostic that spells MOUNTAINEERS for the 12 opponents.
Usually, I give my thoughts first.
But I'll give you first crack at it.

No profanity.
Fire away. Let the best examples win!


Maul or Massacre Missouri

Obliterate or Overwhelm Youngstown

Unclaw or Undermine BYU Cougars.

Neuter or Negate Kansas State

Terrify, Terrorize or Trample Texas Tech

Annihilate, Assault or Agitate TCU Horny Frogs

Incapacitate or Irradiate Oklahoma State

Nullify or Necktie Kansas

Electrocute Texas

Eradicate Oklahoma

Ravage, Roast or Roil Iowa State

Savage, Slam or Slap Baylor