Toronto

[Orlaco]

Did you hear ?

Thx in advance.

 

[torontoeers]

Did you hear ?

Thx in advance.

I know...scary stuff!

I'll fill in the others for the sake of safety and well being....
The massive antenna on the Trump Tower downtown is loose! The streets in the financial district have been closed for over 24 hrs to avoid catastrophe should it swing free and plummet to the minions below...word is The Great and Powerful Oz has demanded his uber engineer's shall be the only ones to diagnose the problem...thing is they are flying all the way from the US southwest. They had to finish design details on the new Great Wall...
The police media relations rep said all should be cleared up by noon...hopefully this is the case. It's a dangerous world with real issues...I'll keep you posted!