Maybe if we could beat the likes of Rutgers and NJIT we'd be big time.
If only we had the pedigree to get kicked out of our conference for cheating.
Or perhaps we could cheat like hell to beat the likes of a bunch of I-AA programs, then claim to be good.
That's the road map.
Maybe then we could avoid that long stain on our resume of FREAKING NEVER winning an NCAA tournament game, FREAKING EVER.
How does that even happen?