My condolences to those who root for both Ohio State and the Dallas Cowboys

[MichiganHerd]

Hearing some serious rumblings that Harbaugh may return to the NFL, with Dallas being the likely destination.

 

[tOSUGrad90]

Ha ha, there is only one of those people you know, right? Not gonna happen. Jerrah's ego is bigger than the whole state of Texas, and he won't admit that the Arkansas Clampetts made a mistake by hiring meathead Mike McCarthy after only one season. Always keep in mind this about the old man: Money no longer drives him, as he has more of it than he or countless generations of the Jones family can ever spend; it's all about getting credit for football success. Jerrah doesn't even want the Cowboys to win, unless he gets the credit for it. The ghost of Jimmy Johnson haunts the old man, and he's desperate to prove that he's a football personnel guru, even though we Cowboys' fans know that Jimmy deserves most of the credit for the three Super Bowl wins in the nineties. As an aside, Dallas is 0-8 vs. the spread this season, which is the worst record vs. spread in NFL betting history, I believe. Take Sh!ttsburgh, and lay the 13 1/2-14 points.