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Marshall's Bigger Conference Pitch Pack...

Duuuuuur

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Feb 25, 2012
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As some of you might be aware Marshall has made numerous attempts to get out of CUSA. Ever since THE HERD scheduled Pitt and Purdue, they feel CUSA is beneth them.


I've started this pitch packet to try and help little brother get into their dream conference. I'm sure I'm missing some angles to pitch so please join in if you think of any good ones and help our little brothers out! They can't do it without us!!



AAC: We know you need new teams.


Imagine week after week- playing in a stadium this full:
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(Better get there early!!)

For people this big:
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(Pick your seat day!)

For a team this good:
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(*Not final score)

Marshall has a rich history of tailgating:
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(There's always room for one more!!)

Huntington has some of the friendliest people of anywhere you're likely to go:
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(Just look at those smiles!!!)

We have a rich tradition of winning!
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(Pizza, Pizza!!)

And the most die hard loyal fans you'll meet anywhere!!
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(Marco? You burned Marco?!)

Our past players are proud to have been a part of THE HERD!
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(WVU trademarked logo is for the state!)

We believe in giving people 3rd and 4th and 5th chances
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(Because we're their 3rd or 4th or 5th choice)

We played Tennessee!!
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And we beat KSU a little over 10 years ago!!
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We're Big TIME football:
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When your best teams get grabbed up to play in power conferences, we'll be laying there in wait.
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AAC: We're ready. Step up!!


-Duuuuuur
 
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