Lunch menu... I want to "Battle" a "Long" "Sandwisch"...

[dogeered_again]

... on a "White" "Buccigrossi" baguette, "Smothers" in mayo and mustard. I will "Pettaway" that beast with a my Sam "Adams" beer while resting my elbow on the window "Sills" in an upscale "Ferns" bar wearing my "Stewart" plaid shirt. I may invite my other plaid friends "Donahue", "Mahone" and "McKoy" and I may engage in a game of "Pooler" and invite a "Young" lass for some "Tonkery". I hope she doesn't get "Behrndt"! "Avery" now and then I may "Saunders" down the street to "Daniels" for some shopping and then on to "Westco" for whatever they have on sale. "Simms" to me this is a good afternoon. "Thimons" keeps getting in my way, however. I want some crabs at "Crawford's" and then need to see how "Smith" is coming on my horseshoes. Lastly... if I can take a sail on my "Hensley" yacht at the end of the day... Perfect!

OK... cut me some slack.

 

[WVex-pat in GA]

You went a really long way for that....:clap:

 

[Mtman 69]

Good one.....

 

[LowFatMilk]

I'd get banned if I gave an honest detailed reply to this thread.

 

[dogeered_again]

I'd get banned if I gave an honest detailed reply to this thread.

It may have been silly and I really stretched on several player's names... my intent was to humorous;y welcome our new recruits and not leaving anyone out. It was a "first pass" attempt at this but I struggled with some names while incorporating them into the theme. Sorry if I offended anyone.