No, I love it, Keaton...thanks for the laughs today. With nearly every post, you further cement yourself as the board's Hypocrite-in-Chief.
Only you would be enough of a hypocrite to link total yardage when WVU has played only 8 games and Arizona has played 10 games--especially after you (correctly) pointed out to someone else 2 weeks ago that was the improper comparison in a criticism of our rushing offense v. theirs. Your words from October 27:
"Arizona has played 2 more games that WVU too..................
the team-statistic rankings are heavily swayed because programs like WVU have played 1-2 fewer games so far than others like Zona. WVU is 58th despite only 6 games worth of running stats... I'll gladly take that, when others have 7-8 games' worth."
http://westvirginia.forums.rivals.c...former-coach-not-surprised.52442/#post-445022
For anyone who may be interested in the
actual relevant comparison instead of "selective statistics calculated in a biased manner" (funny how that complaint never seems to be levied when it's used to
support Holgorsen), you need to use total yards/game (WVU 89 v. Arizona 110) or--most accurately, to account for facing tempo offenses--total yards/play (WVU 87 v. Arizona 94). The links are below:
http://espn.go.com/college-football/statistics/team/_/stat/total/position/defense/sort/yardsPerGame
http://www.cfbstats.com/2015/leader/national/team/defense/split01/category10/sort02.html
I guess the truth is inconvenient, though, when it doesn't make for quite as compelling a case as carefully-crafted lies and propaganda.
I'm also sure the same hypocrites who cite our loss of Karl Joseph as a major setback for the WVU defense somehow don't want to hear any excuses about Arizona losing Scooby Wright even earlier than we did Karl. Wright was only a unanimous All-American, Pac-12 Defensive Player of the Year, and winner of the Nagurski, Lombardi, Bednarik, and Lambert awards last season.
The good news is Keaton only MFs ex-WVU coaches on days ending in the letter "Y", so his next character-assassination piece should be right around the corner.
Thanks for playing, Keaton. You've never really been a time-waster until now, but with an effort this poor you'll have to do a lot better than this to get my attention in the future. I do appreciate you taking off your knee pads long enough to start a thread and show us all that there was a little room in your head for GoWVU, though, and not just your Uncle Dana fantasies. That is so cute.
Meanwhile, I'll let you get back to your ongoing smear campaign against Casteel. I mean, what did he ever do for WVU football? He was just the DC for the only 3 BCS wins this school has ever had (under 3 different head coaches) plus the only Gator Bowl win this school has ever had.
We all realize that's nothing compared to the thousands of heroic posts you've made telling everyone what a piece of crap he and RR and Bill Stewart and Don Nehlen and John Beilein are. I'm sure your next one attacking them and/or me is coming in 3, 2, 1...
Hurry up and prove me right, buddy.