Jeff Mullen owns Marshall
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Well, lets be honest. It's not everyday that MU gets an opportunity to go up against a program with the stature and tradition of a UNCC.
They were merely in awe.
I hope UNCC doesnt get sick of all the thuggary of the Herd and throw their weight around and toss the Herd out of CUSA.
Only half the Mac, basically all the old southern conference and the Ironton YWCA you stupid fuktard.
I certainly hope you can't vote or breed.....society is bad off enough as it is
That's kinda' like Detroit being 4-0 against wvu . . . Denison being 2-0 against wvu . . . Fordham being 8-3 against wvu . . . Georgetown being 7-4 against wvu . . . Lafayette being 3-1 against wvu . . . Manhattan being 2-0 against wvu . . . Washington and Jefferson being 20-12 against wvu . . .
Oh, and Pitt being 61-40 against wvu.
"you stupid fuktard" . . . I haven't seen or read that phrase used since I was in 7th grade.
1-1 all time vs. Charlotte. LOLZ. You are the one who said few teams own Marshall. The less you say the smarter you will appear.
You didn't actually do a Google search on this, did you?.............LMFAO
Yes he did, which is why he was only able to reach the heights of a MEAC school and is now at a winless FCS school. His obsession with WVU and those of us on this board is eating him up.
Oh, so being .500 against a team now means you are owned by that team? And did you, a reportedly grown man, just use "LOLZ?" You must be the coolest 12 year old girl on your road construction site.
I don't stalk him as much as you guys do, but if I remember correctly, he was at an FBS school originally. In looking at his bio, the first QB he coached signed with the Denver Broncos.
I saw on Facebook that they aren't winless. I read that they are in the transition period, so even though they play a full schedule against FBS and FCS teams, unlike many FCS teams which add in a D2 game or two, they play all D1 schools. They won't be fully funded until next year, so they are playing behind the eight ball.
His Facebook post showed that his QB, a first year starter, just received the conference player of the week for the second time this season. In six games, he has won the conference player of the week twice. His Facebook post said that even though the QB has played 1-2 games less than the other QBs in the country, his QB is still ninth in the country in total passing yards, 4th in yards per game, and has a 21 TD/3 INT line. Oh, and the kid is really young I believe.
I believe his MEAC school was nasty. They went 2-2 against FBS teams, won his conference both years, and finished in the top 25 both years. His QB there, according to the bio, led the country in pass efficiency before signing in the CFL.
So, lets review: He has coached three starting QBs. The first signed with an NFL team. The second led the country in pass efficiency and signed with a CFL team. The third is in the top 10 in most national QB statistics even though he has played fewer games and is very young.
And his best asset, out of the many he triumphs in, is recruiting.
If only he had the 4 star QBs that Dana has failed to develop.
Referring to yourself in third person, priceless. ![[laughing]](http://l.yimg.com/j/assets/img/emoticons/classic/laugh.r191677.gif "Laughing [laughing]")
I seriously hope you have cut your hair since that bio pic; it's not working for you.
I seriously hope you have cut your hair since that bio pic; it's not working for you.
It is almost sad watching such a dumb person try to so hard to justify a horrible team and a horrible program. I feel sorry for you. You really shouldn't be so jealous of me. I am a good guy and people like me. You could try hard to be more like me and maybe even pull it off. I can help you if you ask nicely. Maybe even help you get a job that pays more than min wage. Try me.
Charlotte has been playing football for 5 years I believe . That's pitiful
I saw some updated pics on his social media, and it seems to have been cut. But, based on the "likes" and comments on his social media in the recent pics when he had the long hair, it sure seems like many people liked it. Of his 30,000 Instagram followers, many of them liked his pictures. It sure seems like he always has beautiful girls and/or celebrities around him, so the hair thing must work. He had some pictures posted on one of his pages where he was golfing, eating, and then flying with Taylor Swift. Another couple show him on a movie set of Baywatch during shooting and before with The Rock. He mentioned how from living in Miami the two became acquainted, then how The Rock has a farmhouse near his brother's in Virginia, so they have worked out together there. The Rock's daughter is a huge fan of a girl's group King Rifle is close to, so they would always ask him for favors. As a thank you, The Rock called him and invited him up to be on a couple of scenes of the Baywatch movie that comes out next year. I sure would like to have his life.
The hair looks pretty good, at least from a male's point-of-view, in the pics he has online:
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Anybody ever tell you that you look likeI saw some updated pics on his social media, and it seems to have been cut. But, based on the "likes" and comments on his social media in the recent pics when he had the long hair, it sure seems like many people liked it. Of his 30,000 Instagram followers, many of them liked his pictures. It sure seems like he always has beautiful girls and/or celebrities around him, so the hair thing must work. He had some pictures posted on one of his pages where he was golfing, eating, and then flying with Taylor Swift. Another couple show him on a movie set of Baywatch during shooting and before with The Rock. He mentioned how from living in Miami the two became acquainted, then how The Rock has a farmhouse near his brother's in Virginia, so they have worked out together there. The Rock's daughter is a huge fan of a girl's group King Rifle is close to, so they would always ask him for favors. As a thank you, The Rock called him and invited him up to be on a couple of scenes of the Baywatch movie that comes out next year. I sure would like to have his life.
The hair looks pretty good, at least from a male's point-of-view, in the pics he has online:
I wasn't trying to be mean to the guy he really does look like a shockeyI was thinking more like this:
I am not sure how you know what I look like, but I think King Rifle is far better looking than that guy. I did hear from a mutual friend that he was in Buffalo over the winter the night before a Bills game. King Rifle had a Marshall friend (smokeshow who has a Lamborghini, Porsche, and Range) who lived fairly close to him in Florida. They both were in Buffalo for a funeral. She invited him to stay with her at her hotel where the Bills stay before their home games. As King Rifle was walking through the lobby, many people were staring at him (as I am sure he is used to) and saying "good luck tomorrow." The friend came down from her room to meet in the lobby. As they sat down at the bar connected to the lobby, numerous eyes were on them. Finally, a guy with his young son approached King Rifle and said "Hey, Dan, my son really wanted to meet you. Sorry to interrupt your meal, but do you mind taking a picture with him?"
The Bills had a game the next day, so many Bills fans were hanging out inside the hotel trying to get autographs and a glimpse of their heroes. So, King Rifle gladly obliged, played the part of "Dan," and ended up having to take pictures with more than a dozen people during his meal. The bad part is that "Dan" is married. Rifle was having dinner with a smokeshow blonde, so I am sure many fans of "Dan" realized it wasn't his wife he was eating with.
The smokeshow happened to know the team doctor for the Bills. While in a cab, she took a picture of King Rifle, sent it to the Bills' team doctor, and said "hey, this guy randomly shared a cab with me. Do you know him?" The team doctor immediately texted back, "yeah, that is Dan, he is our kicker."
They all thought King Rifle was Dan Carpenter, kicker for the Bills . . . and he is hideous looking, so no need to Google him.
Nothing screams I suck dick on demand like posting a portfolio of photo ops with celebrities on a sports message board.I saw some updated pics on his social media, and it seems to have been cut. But, based on the "likes" and comments on his social media in the recent pics when he had the long hair, it sure seems like many people liked it. Of his 30,000 Instagram followers, many of them liked his pictures. It sure seems like he always has beautiful girls and/or celebrities around him, so the hair thing must work. He had some pictures posted on one of his pages where he was golfing, eating, and then flying with Taylor Swift. Another couple show him on a movie set of Baywatch during shooting and before with The Rock. He mentioned how from living in Miami the two became acquainted, then how The Rock has a farmhouse near his brother's in Virginia, so they have worked out together there. The Rock's daughter is a huge fan of a girl's group King Rifle is close to, so they would always ask him for favors. As a thank you, The Rock called him and invited him up to be on a couple of scenes of the Baywatch movie that comes out next year. I sure would like to have his life.
The hair looks pretty good, at least from a male's point-of-view, in the pics he has online:
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