I mean, seriously? We may burn living room furniture and party like wild animals, but we don't burn our onions, because 'it's fun'. Funny thing is, the only thing that 'startled' him was the end, not the beginning. I guess they're used to it from Mountaineers kicking footballs, and academic achievements up there for so long.
http://deadspin.com/5882092/marshal...after-being-startled-by-anus-mounted-firework
http://deadspin.com/5882092/marshal...after-being-startled-by-anus-mounted-firework