Sounds like Hamrick is having trouble making ends meet in the Herd athletic department because the football team is so terrible no one wants to see it.
It's probably going to be like that for a few years at least- why not use that to Marshall's advantage? In fact why not make that Marshall's thing? I would argue it would be good for the state and Marshall if Hamrick didn't bother trying to make Herd football better. Instead he should work on making it as terrible as possible.
If I'm Hamrick I'd gut the football program, and then get on the phone selling dial-a-losses to power schools. Sell two slaughters a year for like $600k each and BOOM Marshall's AD department money woes are solved!!!
Think about it- Marshall is never going to be the best at this level- but to become a perennial bottom feeder? To always compete for the worst team in the country? Fight for that #1 spot on the bottom 10 every week? Marshall could do that. And being that bad all the time is in a way kind of impressive. Marshall could be a household name!! Don't try for top 10 plays- try to get a not top 10 play every week. People would tune in all around the country to watch a comedy show of a football game!!
Any herd fans have Hammy's contact info? Feel free to share this idea with him.
-Duuuuuur
It's probably going to be like that for a few years at least- why not use that to Marshall's advantage? In fact why not make that Marshall's thing? I would argue it would be good for the state and Marshall if Hamrick didn't bother trying to make Herd football better. Instead he should work on making it as terrible as possible.
If I'm Hamrick I'd gut the football program, and then get on the phone selling dial-a-losses to power schools. Sell two slaughters a year for like $600k each and BOOM Marshall's AD department money woes are solved!!!
Think about it- Marshall is never going to be the best at this level- but to become a perennial bottom feeder? To always compete for the worst team in the country? Fight for that #1 spot on the bottom 10 every week? Marshall could do that. And being that bad all the time is in a way kind of impressive. Marshall could be a household name!! Don't try for top 10 plays- try to get a not top 10 play every week. People would tune in all around the country to watch a comedy show of a football game!!
Any herd fans have Hammy's contact info? Feel free to share this idea with him.
-Duuuuuur