@CynicalPublius
I’ve come to the conclusion that to be a Democrat is to value appearances over reality.
Democrats are the very essence of shallow and superficial thinking.
In fact, I’ve come to understand that irrational susceptibility to marketing is the essential cornerstone of their personal, political and social beliefs.
To wit:
-Wearing a ball cap and changing an air filter makes someone “masculine.”
-Getting a Brazilian butt lift makes someone “feminine.”
-Getting hormone injections and growing breasts makes someone a “woman.”
-Chopping off one’s natural breasts makes someone a “man.”
-Going to college makes you “smart.”
-Pretending to own a Glock means you “support the Second Amendment.”
-Supporting a candidate who never received a single primary vote is “saving democracy.”
-Being able to form a coherent sentence when amped up on drugs means someone is not suffering from advanced dementia.
-Standing in front of some water bottles means you are “providing hurricane relief.”
-If you don’t vote Democrat, “you ain’t black.”
-Marching in “The Women’s March” means you never got your nanny pregnant, never made her get an abortion, and never slapped around your girlfriend at the Cannes Film Festival.
-Changing your accent to patronize an audience means you are just like them.
-Throwing cheese on raw hamburger on an unlit grill means you are a regular working class American.
-Wearing a military uniform means you are a “hero” even if you ran from your duties when alerted for an Iraq deployment.
-Persecuting your political enemies is “the rule of law.”
-Anger is “joy.”
-Vapidity is “brat.”
To use some famous metaphors, Democrats are “all hat and no cattle” and “all sizzle and no steak.”
Perhaps all of this is because Democrats are more prone to consume and internalize mass media. Perhaps it's because they were never taught to think critically. Or perhaps it’s just that they are stupid.
Regardless, Kamala Harris and Tim Walz are the most perfect modern Democrat candidates imaginable. Each are almost completely devoid of substance (and what little substance they do have is Marxist and anti-American, and must be hidden), and we are all supposed to buy into a veneer of competence and relatability plucked out of thin air.
Harris and Walz are wholly manufactured candidates, and what you are supposed to see is supposed to hide their inherent lack of substance.
They are the image of a human being, while being empty inside.
They are Pod People.
They are the Manchurian Candidates of the Information Age.
Vote accordingly.
I’ve come to the conclusion that to be a Democrat is to value appearances over reality.
Democrats are the very essence of shallow and superficial thinking.
In fact, I’ve come to understand that irrational susceptibility to marketing is the essential cornerstone of their personal, political and social beliefs.
To wit:
-Wearing a ball cap and changing an air filter makes someone “masculine.”
-Getting a Brazilian butt lift makes someone “feminine.”
-Getting hormone injections and growing breasts makes someone a “woman.”
-Chopping off one’s natural breasts makes someone a “man.”
-Going to college makes you “smart.”
-Pretending to own a Glock means you “support the Second Amendment.”
-Supporting a candidate who never received a single primary vote is “saving democracy.”
-Being able to form a coherent sentence when amped up on drugs means someone is not suffering from advanced dementia.
-Standing in front of some water bottles means you are “providing hurricane relief.”
-If you don’t vote Democrat, “you ain’t black.”
-Marching in “The Women’s March” means you never got your nanny pregnant, never made her get an abortion, and never slapped around your girlfriend at the Cannes Film Festival.
-Changing your accent to patronize an audience means you are just like them.
-Throwing cheese on raw hamburger on an unlit grill means you are a regular working class American.
-Wearing a military uniform means you are a “hero” even if you ran from your duties when alerted for an Iraq deployment.
-Persecuting your political enemies is “the rule of law.”
-Anger is “joy.”
-Vapidity is “brat.”
To use some famous metaphors, Democrats are “all hat and no cattle” and “all sizzle and no steak.”
Perhaps all of this is because Democrats are more prone to consume and internalize mass media. Perhaps it's because they were never taught to think critically. Or perhaps it’s just that they are stupid.
Regardless, Kamala Harris and Tim Walz are the most perfect modern Democrat candidates imaginable. Each are almost completely devoid of substance (and what little substance they do have is Marxist and anti-American, and must be hidden), and we are all supposed to buy into a veneer of competence and relatability plucked out of thin air.
Harris and Walz are wholly manufactured candidates, and what you are supposed to see is supposed to hide their inherent lack of substance.
They are the image of a human being, while being empty inside.
They are Pod People.
They are the Manchurian Candidates of the Information Age.
Vote accordingly.