How to Get Offended in 2022

[WVUALLEN]

Five Easy Steps To Get Offended By Anything
Step #1 Victimize Yourself
Step #2 Make Everything About You
Step #3 Look For How It's Oppressive Or Not Inclusive
Step #4 Make Assumptions About What They Meant
Step #5 Tyrannically Command Them To Conform Their Words And Behaviors To Your Demands

 

[30CAT]

If everything is racist, then nothing is racist.

 

[Op2]

If everything is racist, then nothing is racist.

More generally, if everything is anything then nothing is anything. People way over-extend word meanings all the time. On the football board, someone is saying that college football players are slaves. If college football players are slaves then anyone that does anything is a slave. It does nothing but render the word meaningless, as well as in this case minimize the experiences of people that were actual slaves.

 

[DvlDog4WVU]

More generally, if everything is anything then nothing is anything. People way over-extend word meanings all the time. On the football board, someone is saying that college football players are slaves. If college football players are slaves then anyone that does anything is a slave. It does nothing but render the word meaningless, as well as in this case minimize the experiences of people that were actual slaves.

It’s the man, MAAAAAAN!!! He’s keeping y’all ya down, ya dig?