I can't help but feel a little bit of pity for opposing Big XII defenses. The opposing fans will have flashbacks, because this kid is the white, Russian Tommie Frazier, minus the injuries.
He can run it and throw it; the mobility of Tebow and a laser rocket arm with the delivery capabilities that would make a B-52 blush.
This kid is the real deal folks. He's the closest thing you'll see on a football field as it compares to Wolverine and his adamntium skeleton: he delivers the hit, and is nearly unbreakable.
I have no doubt, that as a child, Mr. and Mrs. Chugunov fed him his Spaghettios out of a human skull with the cranium removed, just to harden his senses. 4-and-5 with the game on the line will not faze this kid. He'll just be irate, because had the ball been in his hands the first three downs, any or all of those possessions would have gone for touchdowns, just because the referees allowed it, fearing a confrontation with Chris.
And rightfully so.
The Siberian coldness and harshness resonates through his gaze. Holgorsen will have to adapt his play calls from standard, lengthy groupings of words to more primitive grunts and mumbling, like real men do. You won't need that fancy jargon with Chugs; it's not like he's *not* going to complete the pass, run for the first down/touchdown or etcetera.
Point is: WVU has a superstar.
He will be throwing darts to receivers like William Crest, Tyree Pratt and Kentre Grier for the next 4 years and we should be thankful. We're going to see something special, so go out and get your popcorn ready and find a nice pair of shades: the future is bright.
He can run it and throw it; the mobility of Tebow and a laser rocket arm with the delivery capabilities that would make a B-52 blush.
This kid is the real deal folks. He's the closest thing you'll see on a football field as it compares to Wolverine and his adamntium skeleton: he delivers the hit, and is nearly unbreakable.
I have no doubt, that as a child, Mr. and Mrs. Chugunov fed him his Spaghettios out of a human skull with the cranium removed, just to harden his senses. 4-and-5 with the game on the line will not faze this kid. He'll just be irate, because had the ball been in his hands the first three downs, any or all of those possessions would have gone for touchdowns, just because the referees allowed it, fearing a confrontation with Chris.
And rightfully so.
The Siberian coldness and harshness resonates through his gaze. Holgorsen will have to adapt his play calls from standard, lengthy groupings of words to more primitive grunts and mumbling, like real men do. You won't need that fancy jargon with Chugs; it's not like he's *not* going to complete the pass, run for the first down/touchdown or etcetera.
Point is: WVU has a superstar.
He will be throwing darts to receivers like William Crest, Tyree Pratt and Kentre Grier for the next 4 years and we should be thankful. We're going to see something special, so go out and get your popcorn ready and find a nice pair of shades: the future is bright.
