Hey Chemist, where are you? I would imagine you are very ashamed and embarrassed at this point.
But seriously, we want to hear your prediction for Texas.![[laughing]](http://l.yimg.com/j/assets/img/emoticons/classic/laugh.r191677.gif "Laughing [laughing]")
But seriously, we want to hear your prediction for Texas.
Chemist, where are you?
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He is busy "cooking"...Hey Chemist, where are you? I would imagine you are very ashamed and embarrassed at this point.
But seriously, we want to hear your prediction for Texas.
Howdy, Asshole.
Texas sucks this year. In fact, they are at a multi-generational low.
However, when they make the inevitable coaching change ( to a Saban, or his equivalent ) youse Ear People are gonna find out just how badass Texas really is...
No way, no how, will you hang with the Real Big Boys. Never. Ever.
So, enjoy your little victory over a 4-6 Texas as your crowning achievement; and your 5-4 record ( 2-4 in conference ) up to this point...along with Thanksgiving turkey already in the oven and your bowl eligibility still in question, you idiot.
Hell, it might be December before you get to six wins... and yet you dumbasses are celebrating.....
You assholes deserve every bit of whats happening to The Ear Program.
So go ahead. Delude yourselves into thinking that this is supposed to be "OK" somehow.
Because, in the end, this is the best outcome you could hope for in The Big Britches League.
By design, of course.
The End.
If Texas, and all their five star recruits, sucks, then what about Marshall, who is losing to teams ranked in the 90s and 100s?Howdy, Asshole.
Texas sucks this year. In fact, they are at a multi-generational low.
However, when they make the inevitable coaching change ( to a Saban, or his equivalent ) youse Ear People are gonna find out just how badass Texas really is...
No way, no how, will you hang with the Real Big Boys. Never. Ever.
So, enjoy your little victory over a 4-6 Texas as your crowning achievement; and your 5-4 record ( 2-4 in conference ) up to this point...along with Thanksgiving turkey already in the oven and your bowl eligibility still in question, you idiot.
Hell, it might be December before you get to six wins... and yet you dumbasses are celebrating.....
You assholes deserve every bit of whats happening to The Ear Program.
So go ahead. Delude yourselves into thinking that this is supposed to be "OK" somehow.
Because, in the end, this is the best outcome you could hope for in The Big Britches League.
By design, of course.
The End.
Howdy, Asshole.
Texas sucks this year. In fact, they are at a multi-generational low.
However, when they make the inevitable coaching change ( to a Saban, or his equivalent ) youse Ear People are gonna find out just how badass Texas really is...
No way, no how, will you hang with the Real Big Boys. Never. Ever.
So, enjoy your little victory over a 4-6 Texas as your crowning achievement; and your 5-4 record ( 2-4 in conference ) up to this point...along with Thanksgiving turkey already in the oven and your bowl eligibility still in question, you idiot.
Hell, it might be December before you get to six wins... and yet you dumbasses are celebrating.....
You assholes deserve every bit of whats happening to The Ear Program.
So go ahead. Delude yourselves into thinking that this is supposed to be "OK" somehow.
Because, in the end, this is the best outcome you could hope for in The Big Britches League.
By design, of course.
The End.
We aren't bragging about beating a bad TX team, we are making fun of your ridiculously wrong predictions. I'm not surprised that you don't understand.
We are at 5 wins and play Kansas in 4 days and you think it will be December before we get to 6???
My goodness you're stupid ... LOL ... you were called on to put your stupidity on display and you sure didn't disappoint.
I don't think Texas was a bad win...'horns have some big time players but struggle at the QB position. Kansas is a different story, they'll be lucky to have a single player on the first or second team All Big 12 team and their program is a train wreck. They never should have fired Mangino and have suffered through dismal teams since his removal. But all of that ain't WVU's concern, all you can do is beat the hell out of them and I'm confident you will.
Any win against Texas is a good win, but we also aren't claiming to have just beaten a Texas team the caliber of the Vince Young days. It is what it is, a win against a team that struggling but also has loads of very talented players. We lined up against Texas and said "we're just going to run it down your throat" and we did it and we won the game.
You're right, the state of Kansas' football team is not our concern. We just gotta go there and win the game.
Still can't believe they fired Mangino. I thought Glenn Mason was about as far as anyone could have taken Kansas in this era, until Mangino came along.
Kansas may have had a Mangino, but Marshall currently has a Mangina...
...and I thought the announced reason behind his dismissal was curious! Too tough on his players?
Howdy, Asshole.
Texas sucks this year. In fact, they are at a multi-generational low.
However, when they make the inevitable coaching change ( to a Saban, or his equivalent ) youse Ear People are gonna find out just how badass Texas really is...
No way, no how, will you hang with the Real Big Boys. Never. Ever.
So, enjoy your little victory over a 4-6 Texas as your crowning achievement; and your 5-4 record ( 2-4 in conference ) up to this point...along with Thanksgiving turkey already in the oven and your bowl eligibility still in question, you idiot.
Hell, it might be December before you get to six wins... and yet you dumbasses are celebrating.....
You assholes deserve every bit of whats happening to The Ear Program.
So go ahead. Delude yourselves into thinking that this is supposed to be "OK" somehow.
Because, in the end, this is the best outcome you could hope for in The Big Britches League.
By design, of course.
The End.
And now, Great Moments in 2015 Chemist Predictions:
At 3-4 overall, 0-4 in conference, with four (4) consecutive conference losses, and your first November home game in the offing, what are the over/under numbers on attendance ?
I will predict no more than 32K asses-in-seats for Saturday. Weather could be a factor and this years team smells like ass.
Additionally, I will predict about the same numbers for Texas next weekend.
Near season's end, after losing to TT, Tejas, ( and possibly a loss to The Children of The Corn )...I will further predict a 10-year or possibly 20-year attendance low for Iowa State. You will see no more than 18,000 asses-in-seats for this meaningless After Thanksgiving Pillow Fight between two bowl-less programs. For the first time in recent history, Marshall could ( and probably will ) outdraw you attendance-wise for our home game against WKU the day before.....Let that sink in for a minute, Ear People.
BTW, in case you haven't herd, College Gameday is probably planning to be in Huntington next weekend as I type this....
Tejas Tech is fixin' to push a summer sausage up Coach Dude's ass.
its gonna be 0-5 in the Big 12 !!! ...
The Little Big 12 consists of Texas Tech, Kansas, Iowa State and WVU.....That's four (4) tough teams in the Little Big 12 gauntlet...only 2 more Little Big 12 games left, and you'll need to win 'em both !!!!
Predicted we'd lose to TTU .... wrong.
Predicted we'd lose to TX .... wrong.
Predicted less than 32k in the seats ... wrong (attendance for Texas was over 57k, didn't see the numbers for TTU, but it looked about the same from where I was sitting)
Predicted less than 18k for ISU .... wrong (the only football game I've been to where attendance was even close to 18k have been Spring Games)
Predicted they'd have more for WKU than we'll have for ISU ... not a chance in hell.
He predicted that we would lose to Ga Southern also (if you can believe that).
Actually he predicted that they would destroy us. The guy must not have been accepted at wVu. Has a real vendetta. Funny thing is that his comrads over there think he actually makes good predictions. Hilarious...
Careful. You are talking about a real power broker here. If you piss him off he'll call his minions from the motorcycle gang.
(Truth is he is probably sitting in a lawn chair on his 10 by 10 cement slab over by Chrystal River, Fla)
