BREAKING NEWS OUT OF Lexington, Kentucky

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BREAKING NEWS- Lexington,Kentucky A major 5 alarm fire this morning burned the University of Kentucky library to the ground. Tragically, BOTH books were destroyed , one not even colored in yet. Concerns about the safety of the UK Wildcat Basketball Team at this point in March Madness were put to rest by Coach CaliPAYem when he assured the fans no UK basketball player would ever be seen near a library, a classroom or a graduation ceremony. A school spokesman confirmed the coach's statement adding that there have been more Bigfoot sightings in Lexington over the last 100 years than basketball players in those venues.

 

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