Annual acrostics time for CFE

[Cuyahoga Falls Eers]

As usual, I'm open for serious suggestions. Maybe even semi-serious ones.


M anhandle Georgia Southern


O bliterate Liberty


U nilaterally decimate Maryland


N euter Oklahoma


T rample Oklahoma State


A nnihilate Baylor


I ncinerate TCU


N ail Texas Tech


E rectile dysfunction Texas (you knew that one was coming)


E viscerate Kansas


R ip open a new one for Iowa State


S kewer Kansas State

 

[GoWVU]

Rather than "erectile dysfunction", which isn't even a verb, how about using "emasculate" instead?

 

[EnginEER 89]

I would suggest 'Uglify Maryland's Under Armour' but their uniforms are already so ugly, it would be hard to beat.

Lgm!

 

[PriddyBoy]

Rather than "erectile dysfunction", which isn't even a verb, how about using "emasculate" instead?

"erectile disfuntionize" ? lol

 

[Cuyahoga Falls Eers]

Since ED is untouchable because it excites some posters so much, it looks like I have a unanimous winner first time around. First year I haven't gotten a ton of suggestions for the acrostics.