Yeah, and that's why you are an unemployed football coach that can't pay his bills.
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I've made more money in 12 years of working than you will make in your entire life. And the best part? I never have to work again if I choose not to (which is why I haven't for two years). If I put all of my diamonds on, I'll be wearing more dollars than you earn in a year.
I haven't coached in 1.5 years, haven't received my appropriate paycheck for nearly 2 years, yet still live in a 3 bedroom/3 bath, 2800 sq. ft. beachfront condo. I took a Caribbean cruise by myself two weeks ago. I've been to NY twice in the last two months, Texas for a night last week, charleston (SC) next week, Austin in two weeks . . .
If I needed money, I would have taken the numerous FCS jobs offered to me. I would have accepted an interview for the FBS special teams coordinator job last week which a head coach has called me twice about and is still open. I would have accepted both of the settlement offers, including one right before Christmas, that my last school has tried offering me (both well into the tens of thousands). At 4 pm yesterday, my mailman brought me my mail while j was sitting in my library. Included was the recommended order from a judge about benefits I was entitled to at Cookman. His order supported two unique investigators from the department of revenue's findings. I sat and spoke in a two-day, 12 hour hearing by myself while the school has their attorneys defending them from orlando and Tampa. And, I just beat their asses again. Now, they owe me about $25,000 from withheld benefits (assuming the director rules the same way as the special deputy, which always happens). And that's just a fraction of what they owe me. If I needed money, I wouldn't have an acquaintance from my rival high school who runs an investment firm in LA contacting me every month wanting my money, due to DJ Khaled and the managers of The Weeknd telling him that I'm the guy he needs to go after (he's also the guy who tried getting me to go to Puffy's house for his New Year party). If I needed money, I would rent out two extra bedrooms/bathrooms for an extra $24,000/year.
You work an office job making shit money for the rest of your life. I spend every day on the beach doing nothing but things I want to do (as I'm poolside typing this with nothing except for 50 yards of sand separating me from the ocean). I feel sorry for what you wake up having to do every day of the rest of your life.
I remember that tale about your great HS acheivements but the last time you told it the list of schools you attended was different. A liar with a qualifying Mensa score would realize that good lies share less details because it is the details that always snag you.
BTW congratulations on HS courses. Most real intellectuals openly brag about tearing it up in Algebra and Trig.
They were the exact same schools. When I started college, I had tons of credits from Cornell, Syracuse, and a local community college. I was already a sophomore, academically, when I first entered college. It caused major problems with the clearinghouse. My guidance counselor fvcked a lot of things up by having me enrolled at Cornell. Schools didn't know if I would get my four years of eligibility, so many backed off. The NCAA didn't rule on it until very late, which screwed my choices of offers to take initially. And if you need me to post my transcript showing you to be wrong once again, I will.
So, if you don't want to hear more about my high school achievements, would you like to hear my college or post-college success? We've been over this many times. Fans from both schools have validated it many times.
There is nobody I know that legitimately has that level of accomplishment that is constantly seeking validation from message boards.
This is the best part. You morons call me out for things. So, when I offer proof to refute you, you claim I'm lying. When the proof is presented, you accept it, but then claim I'm a "bully," have mental issues, am boasting, etc. for having to supposedly seek validation from you dorks.
Face it: this board is to talk shit. I enjoy reminding you that i am far brighter, far more successful, get girls you can only fantasize about when you see them on television, far more athletic, far stronger, far better looking, and live a far better life than you ever will. I don't act like that in real life, because real life isn't a smack board where I can rub it in the face of others. But, when you take a minute to look at the facts, it's true.
"Yeah, well you're just a shallow piece of shit who doesn't have a heart. I'd never trade my lovely wife and beautiful children for your life for all the money in the world. People only like you because of what you can do for them and your money."
I know, I know. Tell that to the old-women's club in my building consisting of 75+ year old multi-millionaires who have broken their rules (no guys, nobody under 65) and invite me to their card games. I'm loved by little girls all the way up to great-grandmothers. Dick Clark envied me.
Still waiting for any Marshall fan to answer this honestly ... I suspect we'll be waiting quite awhile.
Facts and honesty and Marshall fan don't go together very well.
Still waiting how you can use Sagarin to claim Marshall would win/lose certain games, yet ignore that Sagarin says Marshall would win six games.
