Pilot comes on and says we’re gonna crash and we only have 3 parachutes. Pilot jumps out. Pitt scholar says “I was the smartest man from the university of Pittsburgh, I’m taking one” and he jumps.
Pope says “well son I’ve lived my life and there is one left, you go.”
The scout says “no father we can both go. The smartest man from Pitt just took my backpack”
Pope says “well son I’ve lived my life and there is one left, you go.”
The scout says “no father we can both go. The smartest man from Pitt just took my backpack”